#incorrect kpop
Wonwoo: *lying on his deathbed* *beckons to Jun*
Jun: *walks over, sobbing* Wonwoo, don’t leave me, please!
Wonwoo: *beckons to Jun furiously* C-come closer…
Jun: W-wonwoo… my greatest friend, my greatest ally, my one and only true brother. It breaks my heart to see you parting from this world so soon- *hiccups*
Wonwoo: J-Jun…
Jun: W-wonwoo…
Wonwoo: Stop with this sentimental sh*t already. Listen very closely to my commands; when I die, I want you to lower me into my grave… so you can let me down one last time.
Dispatch: *following BTS*
Boss: Any news?
Dispatch: Yoongi is holding my hand, sir.
Wheein: I don’t have a resting b*tch face.
Wheein: I just have a resting b*tch.
Hwasa lying flat on her couch: you called?
Wheein: If having something against a specific race is being ‘racist’
Wheein: Does that make you a 'heightist’?
Moonbyul: No. I have nothing against tall people.
Moonbyul: I’m more like a 'shortist’ or ’Wheeinist’, either way works for me.
Wheein: …
Wheein: It’s not easy raising Ggomo by myself.
Moonbyul: Pfft. It’s not easy raising 4 dogs by myself.
Solar: Oh yeah? It hasn’t been easy raising Yongki & 3 other idiots for the past 7 years.
Wheebyul: …
Hwasa eavesdropping: Ok you win.
Someone: So how’s you and Solar?
Moonbyul: Oh, you mean my ex-girlfriend?
Someone: Wait, what??
Hwasa: That’s literally the worst way to tell someone that she’s your wifenow.
Solar: Why are you stroking my back?
Moonbyul: I told you you can count on me. I’ve gotcha backnow.
Hwasalooks over with disgust: Apparently you’ve got her asstoo.
Moonbyul while grabbing Solar’s ass: Both literally and figuratively!
Moonbyul: Screw me if I’m wrong but haven’t we dated before?
Solar: … I’m your wife.
Moonbyul: Well, either way you’d still need to screw me
Solar: …
Wheein: Smooth.
*Moonbyul walking in on WheeSa*
WheeSa: *scrambles to clothe themselves*
WheeSa: WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE FOR???
Moonbyul: …
Moonbyul: Was that an invitation to a threesome or am I just reading too much into things?
WheeSa: M O V E!!!
Moonbyul: … still not answering my question.
Wheein: OMG my period is late. Am I pregnant???
Hwasa: Here we have folks - another dumb homosexual.
Hwasa: Just got my black belt
Moonbyul: Wow! From karate??
Hwasa: No, idiot. From Gucci, of course.
Moonbyul: Love is like taking a shit.
Wheein: Wait, what?!
Moonbyul: When you force it, it’s probably bad constipation. If it’s diarrhea, you gotta let it go before it hurts you.
Solar:
Hwasa:
Wheein: Wow! Disgusting… but oddly deep!!!
Hwasa: Let’s get one thing straight-
Moonbyul: I’m not.
Hwasa: Nobody here is.
Moonbyul:Facts.
Wheein: If you could turn back time, what would you all do?
Hwasa: Spend more time with my family
Solar: Maybe not be too hard on myself-
Moonbyul: Solar. Oh wait, I already did last night AHAHAHA
WheeHwaSun:…….
Moonbyul: I’m fearless.
Hwasa: oh really?
Moonbyul: Whatever you do, it’s not gonna work.
Hwasa: I’m telling Solar Unnie on you for last night’s-
Moonbyul: OK FINE! *PaNiCs*
Hwasa: HA! What a wimp!
Moonbyul: I tripped over Yong’s bra…
Moonbyul: It was a booby trap HAHAHA
WheeSa:
Hwasa: Let’s have a baby together-
*Wheein squints eyes*
Wheein:IAMbaby.
Wheein to Moonbyul: Teach me how to be a hoe
Moonbyul:Well-
Hwasa while sipping tea: You do know she’s actually a simp right? She ain’t gonna teach you nothing.
Wheein:Touché
Moonbyul: So I was wondering…
Wheein: Yeah?
Moonbyul: Do you bother saying “I’ll be with you SHORTLY” or do you just say “I’ll be with you as I am” HAHAHAHAHA
Wheein:
Solar:
Hwasa:
Moonbyul: Dang, tough crowd tonight.
Solar: I have muscles-
Wheein: PFFT ME TOO!
Also Wheein: Dimple muscles!!!! HEHEHE
