#incorrect mamamoo quotes
Wheein: I don’t have a resting b*tch face.
Wheein: I just have a resting b*tch.
Hwasa lying flat on her couch: you called?
Wheein: If having something against a specific race is being ‘racist’
Wheein: Does that make you a 'heightist’?
Moonbyul: No. I have nothing against tall people.
Moonbyul: I’m more like a 'shortist’ or ’Wheeinist’, either way works for me.
Wheein: …
Wheein: It’s not easy raising Ggomo by myself.
Moonbyul: Pfft. It’s not easy raising 4 dogs by myself.
Solar: Oh yeah? It hasn’t been easy raising Yongki & 3 other idiots for the past 7 years.
Wheebyul: …
Hwasa eavesdropping: Ok you win.
Solar: Why are you stroking my back?
Moonbyul: I told you you can count on me. I’ve gotcha backnow.
Hwasalooks over with disgust: Apparently you’ve got her asstoo.
Moonbyul while grabbing Solar’s ass: Both literally and figuratively!
Moonbyul to Solar on the bed: When I said you need to be more transparent, I didn’t mean to put on a transparent latex bra…
Moonbyul: BUTTT I’m not mad about it though *smirks*
Solar: You used to piss me off.
Moonbyul: What changed?
Solar: Nothing. I just learnt to ignore stupidity on a daily.
Wheein: OMG my period is late. Am I pregnant???
Hwasa: Here we have folks - another dumb homosexual.
Moonbyul: If I were ever an ingredient in a pizza, what will I be?
Solar: Pineapple. The one that annoys everyone but we just put up with it anyway.
Moonbyul: Pfft. Ok, broccoli. *Rolls eyes*
Moonbyul: Hyejin! I messed up big time. I need help ASAP.
Hwasa: Say no more! Stay low, don’t touch anything & don’t talk to anyone. I’m calling for back up & on my way.
Moonbyul: wait, what the fk do you think I did?!
Hwasa: It doesn’t matter. But nobody’s going to jail tonight, that’s for sure.
Wheein: Are you two flirting or fighting again? I’m confused-
Moonsun: Yes.
Wheein: Unnie, I’m sad
Solar: OH MY POOR BABY, WHAT HAPPENED??? ARE YOU OKAY??? *hugs tightly*
Hwasa: *looks to Moonbyul* Unnie, I’m sad too
Moonbyul: …MOOD LOL *walks away while laughing*
Hwasa:…
Hwasa: Just got my black belt
Moonbyul: Wow! From karate??
Hwasa: No, idiot. From Gucci, of course.
Moonbyul: Love is like taking a shit.
Wheein: Wait, what?!
Moonbyul: When you force it, it’s probably bad constipation. If it’s diarrhea, you gotta let it go before it hurts you.
Solar:
Hwasa:
Wheein: Wow! Disgusting… but oddly deep!!!
Hwasa: Let’s get one thing straight-
Moonbyul: I’m not.
Hwasa: Nobody here is.
Moonbyul:Facts.
Wheein: If you could turn back time, what would you all do?
Hwasa: Spend more time with my family
Solar: Maybe not be too hard on myself-
Moonbyul: Solar. Oh wait, I already did last night AHAHAHA
WheeHwaSun:…….
Hwasa: Let’s have a baby together-
*Wheein squints eyes*
Wheein:IAMbaby.
Wheein to Moonbyul: Teach me how to be a hoe
Moonbyul:Well-
Hwasa while sipping tea: You do know she’s actually a simp right? She ain’t gonna teach you nothing.
Wheein:Touché
Moonbyul: So I was wondering…
Wheein: Yeah?
Moonbyul: Do you bother saying “I’ll be with you SHORTLY” or do you just say “I’ll be with you as I am” HAHAHAHAHA
Wheein:
Solar:
Hwasa:
Moonbyul: Dang, tough crowd tonight.
Solar: I have muscles-
Wheein: PFFT ME TOO!
Also Wheein: Dimple muscles!!!! HEHEHE
Hwasa: Moonbyul thinks she’s so smart, she said onions are the only food that can make you cry.
Hwasa: So I threw a watermelon at her and now she’s been crying for an hour.
