#wisdom teeth
This tooth didn’t quite pass our quality control standards. It has flaws, but don’t we all? The defects in these teeth vary – many of them have a kind of “fang” effect (like shown in pic) but it’s actually pretty darn cute.
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just got my wisdom teeth out. rather than saying anything crazy or embarrassing tho, apparently I woke up and immediately started telling the nurse about Star Trek.
Simone Biles post wisdom teeth surgery is hilarious
I can smile today and just had two pieces of bread with my soup!!!! The little things make me so happy!!!
Got 3 of my wisdom teeth extracted today and it went really well! Going to take a page out of the Gentleman Pirate’s book and take a little “vacation” to rest my body… as well as my mind
Okay but, Heartrate monitors:
- The defiant whumpee is strapped to a lab table, cussing out scientists and biting anyone who gets close enough to their strapped down head. They claim they’re not scared. Then a metal sensor is placed on their finger and suddenly rapid beeping fills the room, betraying Whumpee’s true terror.
- A caretaker falls asleep next to the unconsious Whumpee’s hospital bed. They are woken up by the loud cry of fast-paced beeping and a screaming whumpee.
- Whumpee needs a shot but is afraid of needles. They don’t want Caretaker to know because they’re embarrassed about it, but the heartrate monitor reveals their fear.
Heartrate monitors, guys.
OKAY Inexplicable Update:
I got my wisdom teeth out today, and it was the first time I’ve ever been put on anesthesia, so naturally I was a bit nervous. Except, I tried to pretend I wasn’t nervous, bc I didn’t want the doctors to know that I’m a big ol’ baby.
BUT LO AND BEHOLD, they put these sticky wire things on my chest and my hip, and then BOOM, my heartrate was beeping along on the monitor at 132 bmp, laying down. And the dentist said “That’s too high. Calm down.”
So yeah, basically, my original post is accurate to life. Use it in your Whump to your heart’s content. :)
