AN EPICNESS COLLABORATION from VTM ASK, and this year’s theme is Universe of Tim Burton! VV as Catwoman by me LaCroix as White Queen by @ayazani Grout and f!Malkavian as Beetlejuice and Lydia by @alleksart Chris Giovanni as Victor from Corpse Bride by @kenwaroo others you can find in VK or this instagram post
FANGS OUT! DAY ONE of October drawing mess. I’m only gonna do a couple vtm prompts this month but my boy.
[ID: A digital bust drawing of Eve, a vampire with light, dulled skin and curly red hair. He has many freckles, a scar on his chin, slitted pupils, and a tongue piercing. He also has a bite mark on his neck. He is wearing orange tinted glasses, cross earrings, a dark t-shirt, and a green Hawaiian shirt with orange and pink flowers. He is baring his teeth at the camera with a blank stare, showing his fangs. There is blue lighting coming from the bottom left, and pink from the upper right. The background is torn geometric-looking shapes. End ID]
They did a study and apparently it’s totally safe to walk in mushroom circles now
Bean, is what happens after walking into mushroom circles totally safe? Did the study say anything about what happens AFTER walking into mushroom circles?
Results inconclusive. Although cases of walking into mushroom circles are well documented, there currently exists no data on walking out of mushroom circles
They Did A Studyand apparently it is Totally Safe to walk in mushroom circles now.
Vampire: the Masquerade/Dark Age storyteller advice: It’s not about the players gaining power and trenchcoat and katana action, but developing tales of personal horror
Vampire: the Masquerade/Dark Age modules by the same fucking people: “Waaahaha I have the Angelfucker Sword of Double-Dracula and I’m working to summon demons with a Baali cult and three black spiral dancer hives and the blood of what is implied to be an antediluvian!”
There’s a Demon: the Fallen Dark Ages crossover module where you can meet and fuck an actual demon… I mean it doesn’t outright encourage you to fuck the demon but I know players.
been drawing some werewolf stuff over twitter, here, have them all together as one big sequence. the bit where she’s complaining about it keeping her awake is about 2 weeks later.
for the record: the talk of coyotes is because there are no wolves here on my island. they are extinct and we imported coyotes to take their place (it did not work well)
More inadvisable ways to introduce a new player character mid-dungeon, bait and switch edition:
A new character with almost but not quite identical stats and appearance comes hurrying up to the party, insisting that you’re the real [name], and the [name] everyone knew was an imposter; when informed that they died just before you arrived, cryptically remark that this isn’t the first time they’ve pulled that trick
A character who nobody recognises speaks up from the party’s midst, acting like they expect to be familiar to the party; if questioned, claim that you’re the deceased character’s personal assistant, and that you’ve been here the entire time, then digress into a rant about how nobody every notices the help
Following the next encounter, the party discovers a large, ornate treasure chest, which proves to contain nothing but your character, bound and gagged; once released, any complaint regarding the lack of gold and jewels should naturally be met with dramatic indignation at the implication that you’re not treasure enough
The target the party has been sent to slay unexpectedly greets them warmly, explaining there’s been an awful misunderstanding: you’re not the true master of the dungeon, you’ve just been mistaken for the prophesied Lord of Evil, and you’d very much like to make your exit before the monsters figure it out
[Spellcaster only] Your original character is revealed upon death to be a fraud with no magical powers, who had merely been impersonating a member of their ostensible character class; any spell effects you seemed to produce in fact originated from a heretofore-unsuspected accomplice: your horse
“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror. The thing about words is that meaning can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.”
-Lords and Ladies by Sir Terry Pratchett, setting the standard for Changeling the Lost’s Gentry.
