sunderedstar:

trupowieszcz:

hey btw if you wanna read dracula in real time as it happens you can have the chapters delivered to you via e-mail by signing up here:

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it’s fun

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a g**damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

delthefunkyhomosexual:

demonboyhalo:

gelatinous-cat:

hiveswap:

go-learn-esperanto:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word “crash” on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

Everyone schedule

Pm

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

So everyone can find their time :3

You may ask, “Jenna, why do you want this? Isn’t there enough suffering in the world?” Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don’t actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty,motherfuckers.

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don’t, so reminder that you don’t have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

i love this because everyone ive seen who’s reblogged this is like “yeah okay whatever” like nobody’s really excited about this it’s just something we all feel the need to do because it’s our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

just-a-donut-who-reads:

programmedtoexterminate:

kissed-by-the-fallen-angel:

just-shower-thoughts:

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

DUDE

I’ve had this queued for 7 years

Happy 2s Day

thefallenbibliophilequote:

zerosocialskillz:

dankmemeuniversity:

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

Happy 22/2/22 day!

boogerwookiesugarcookie:

sail-away-sweet-sister:

Christmas 2020

Christmas 2021

goose-wav:

butchgender-remade-deactivated2:

current gender: saying I’m a woman is weird and saying I’m not a woman is also weird

yeah this is it

heavydirtysil:

who’s excited!!!!!!!

piratewithvigor:

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

ginasholtsoundboard:

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

rhymneybelle:

sail-away-sweet-sister:

Christmas 2020

churchyardgrim:

tygermama:

prettysicksupply:

adoring-suggestion:

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

7. You have food in the house. You did good. You made a meal plan(ish). You made a shopping list. You bought good food to cook with.

Now you’re either too tired to cook after planning, listing, shopping and putting it all away and you order in

or there’s Too Many Choices and your brain has shut off and you order in

8. you’re bored. food is stimulation. you’ve eaten eighteen snacks today and not one full meal, and that bag of plain wheat flour tortillas is calling you with a siren song you are in no position to resist.

saintdrarry:

reblog if youre the kind of person that checks other ppl’s tags when they reblog ur stuff

sqoiler:

the four genders of the apocalypse are male, female, nonbinary, and death

atlasfishard:

gonk-droid-official:

Jumpscare warning

Thankyou for the warning, I was not ready for that.

cannibalcoalition:

If you had your rent, utilities, and your food taken care of and didn’t have to worry about your basic essential needs for survival, what would you do? If you were not required to work, would you still work? Would you put all of your free time into creative endeavors? Would you watch Netflix all day?

crowleyraejepsen:

anthony j crowley invented romance in 1941 when he endured the scorching heat of holy ground against his damnéd feet to save his forbidden lover from the clutches of nazis by dropping a fucking bomb on them, and through all of that remembering to save the books his love so cherished

spiderriot:

The scene where Aziraphale canonly realized he was in love with Crowley as stated by Michael Sheen himself