#glorious
bluberry-spicehead-deactivated2:
where’s my romantic comedy fic of zuko having no idea how to be a father to a baby dragon and sokka shows up and tries to help and they fall in love as they care for druk together
jo forgive me but i think its 10 x funnier if its a modern au and they’re just chilling in a cafe in singapore trying to conceal from their friends that their rapidly growing pet lizard can fly and also breathe fire
10:18 AM [zuko]: HEL P s E ND He lp apartment on fire. accidentally adopted a dragon
10:28 AM [sokka]: you accidentally adopted a dragon? dude what?
10:30 AM [zuko]: Attachment: Img39403.jpg
10:45 AM [sokka]: don’t. move.
11:00 AM [zuko]: AS IF I COULD
a few weeks have since passed, apartment on fire is a daily routine.
Easter Sermon
John Chrysostom
first delivered circa 400 AD
Are there any who are devout lovers of God?
Let them enjoy this beautiful bright festival!
Are there any who are grateful servants?
Let them rejoice and enter into the joy of their Lord!
Are there any weary with fasting?
Let them now receive their wages!
If any have toiled from the first hour,
let them receive their due reward;
If any have come after the third hour,
let him with gratitude join in the Feast!
And he that arrived after the sixth hour,
let him not doubt; for he too shall sustain no loss.
And if any delayed until the ninth hour,
let him not hesitate; but let him come too.
And he who arrived only at the eleventh hour,
let him not be afraid by reason of his delay.
For the Lord is gracious and receives the last even as the first.
He gives rest to him that comes at the eleventh hour,
as well as to him that toiled from the first.
To this one He gives, and upon another He bestows.
He accepts the works as He greets the endeavor.
The deed He honors and the intention He commends.
Let us all enter into the joy of the Lord!
First and last alike receive your reward;
rich and poor, rejoice together!
Sober and slothful, celebrate the day!
You that have kept the fast, and you that have not,
rejoice today for the Table is richly laden!
Feast royally on it, the calf is a fatted one.
Let no one go away hungry. Partake, all, of the cup of faith.
Enjoy all the riches of His goodness!
Let no one grieve at his poverty,
for the universal kingdom has been revealed.
Let no one mourn that he has fallen again and again;
for forgiveness has risen from the grave.
Let no one fear death, for the Death of our Savior has set us free.
He has destroyed it by enduring it.
He destroyed Hell when He descended into it.
He put it into an uproar even as it tasted of His flesh.
Isaiah foretold this when he said,
“You, O Hell, have been troubled by encountering Him below.”
Hell was in an uproar because it was done away with.
It was in an uproar because it is mocked.
It was in an uproar, for it is destroyed.
It is in an uproar, for it is annihilated.
It is in an uproar, for it is now made captive.
Hell took a body, and discovered God.
It took earth, and encountered Heaven.
It took what it saw, and was overcome by what it did not see.
O death, where is thy sting?
O Hell, where is thy victory?
Christ is Risen, and you, o death, are annihilated!
Christ is Risen, and the evil ones are cast down!
Christ is Risen, and the angels rejoice!
Christ is Risen, and life is liberated!
Christ is Risen, and the tomb is emptied of its dead;
for Christ having risen from the dead,
is become the first-fruits of those who have fallen asleep.
To Him be Glory and Power forever and ever. Amen!
“Gum-Gum Red…ROC!!”
One Piece Ep. 1015 - Straw Hat Luffy! The Man who will be King of the Pirates!
“Let the flesh submit itself to gravity”
Any time I hear someone mention they’re sensitive to scents I’m like, “No, no you’re doing it wrong. You’re doing it entirely wrong.” I just want to go up to them and kind of disapprovingly say “No, you’re not sensitive.” And when they become all indignant and defensive and draw in a huge breath to comment on how callous and unfeeling I am? “You’re scentsitive.”
It would be glorious.
Imperial Snapchat. Admiral Piett is currently leading the contest.
Thanks for the wonderful idea, @kaelinaloveslomarisand@occasionalinanity
I am sorry
Boba: Hey, Vader, wanna take a selfie?
Anakin hindbrain: *chanting* SELFIE SELFIE SELFIE SELFIE-
Vader: …ugh, fine.
Boba: lol cool, I’m gonna use the cat ears feature!
Anakin hindbrain: *ungodly screeching noises*
The fucking level of art quality for this fucking shitpost.
C Supports in a nutshell: Ashe & Caspar
Best papa and son
3MimE