#writing dumber

U r all so lovely and depraved and I love how much u all get into misogyny and cruelty to women. It’s so fucked up and sexy. It’s almost always ridiculously hot too scroll down my dash and see all the rape and degradation and humiliation and pain and suffering being inflicted on women.

That said, tonight imma bring a boy over to my place, make him cook and clean four me, have him eat me out and get me off, push his head down on my dildo, hurt him, and then fuck him in the ass. And I’m going to enjoy the fuck out of it, as will he.

This past Tuesday, I got too do, like, play I’ve wanted too try since I, like, saw a demonstration at the, like, play party I went too when I lived in Ann Arbor. I didn’t know their was going too be a demo last night, but I herd people talking about it, like, early on in the evening, and then, when I went upstairs, Buzz asked me, like, whether I wanted to,like, demo bottom. I excitedly said “Yes!” and he told me too go downstairs, like, remove my panties, and get them wet in the sink. Y’know, so they didn’t go up. I scurried downstairs and met two, like, additional (gorgeous, btdubs) ladies who were doing the same thing.

We all went upstairs and sat on the couch while Buzz talked about playing, like, with less danger. The other two girls went first, and the technique he used on them resulted in one getting some very minor burns, which she clearly didn’t mind since she was totes into the play. I was nervous, but he pulled out the 99% alcohol, like, too use on me. He spritzed it on my stomach and then used the lighter and, like, blazed it. (lololol) It, like, was like, a heat blast that, like, lasted a moment and it looked really, like, goddamn cool. My reaction was, like, initially, like, being a bit scared, but then I just started smiling huge and giggling each time. It was, like, ridiculously cool, like, too have a big, like, spot on my body, like, all hot and lit up like that.

Buzz did it, like, several more times on my stomach and tits. Then he did a big streak down my leg, which was even awesomer. Then he got out the violet wand, which was crackling and scary. He lit some streaks on my leg, and then gave the wand too someone else. That guy held it and Buzz sprayed some alcohol, like, near my toes, and slowly held it up too the wand. The alcohol went up and I had to struggle not to kick. They did it again, and when Buzz checked in on me, I said “If you do it again, I might kick you in the face.” He stopped, and we all got, like, applause.

I really enjoyed playing with the alcohol and the lighter, and I, like, most cert want too do it again.

I was bothered by this, like, latest kink shaming round, until I realized that their radfems. Not just that, they seem too be TERFs.

And hey, at least this time, I’m a victim. Like, almost every reblog is calling my partners abusive/horrible and is, like, dripping with handwringing and, like, totes real concern, like, over my well being. They really care. So much. Their, like, certainly not just using me too make themselves, like, seem compassionate. Most cert. And their obvi not ignoring my agency and the, like, reality that I’m a grown ass woman who can make her own choices about how she, like, enjoys having sex.

The, like, post I liked best was the one about how I seem too be involved in a “less abusive” relation now, as opposed too the relationship I’m in with my owner. No, no, sweeties. I just added people in addition to him. I’m still with him. In fact, I’ve also added additional partners who I’m sure these, like, people would consider emotionally abusive, at least. And no doubt that, like, were it possible too do all the things we’ve talked about doing (stupid long distance), they would consider them physically abusive, as well.

Honestly, I, like, think the idea that these men r in any way “abusive” is entirely laughable. Their intelligent, creative, caring people who I have excellent, hilarious, and like, insight ridden conversations with. They respect me, my intelligence, and my agency, like, a billion times more than the kink shamers do.