#yelena boleva x reader

Y/N: I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

The Avengers: *Looks at Y/N horrified*

Yelena, jumping up and down: *Excitingly* Can I help move the body?

The Avengers: *Look at Yelena and Y/N horrified*

Y/N: Oh, I like this one! I’m keeping her.