#marvel incorrect

Wanda: *Feeling sad*

Y/N: *Trying to cheer Wanda up* I brought you some food!

Y/N: Cheese. It’s milk that you chew.

Y/N: Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy.

Y/N:A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth.

Wanda: *Starts to smile and giggles* Thank you.

Y/N: Pfft, don’t thank me.

Wanda: Can you sit with me?

Y/N: *Literally melting from Wanda’s cuteness* Yes!*Clears throat* I mean yes, I would love to.

Wanda: *Cuddles up to Y/N*

Y/N: *Screaming internally while smiling trying not to wake up Wanda*

Tony: Does anyone have an inspirational quote?

Y/N: Bagels and donuts. Round food for every mood!

Tony: *Sighs disappointed* I’m too sober for this.

Natasha, calling Y/N: *Hears Y/N answer the phone* Hey! H-

Y/N: Can I call you back? I’m walking my grandpa through hacking the city’s transportation grid.

Natasha: Yeah, sur- WAIT WHAT!?

Y/N: Great! I’ll call you later. Love you! *Hangs up*

Natasha: *Hears an explosion in the distance* I don’tthink it’s going well.

Y/N: There is not enough salt in the world to protect us from the hell you’re trying to unleash.

Wade: Oh Don’t be such a worrywart. The demon and I go way back!

Y/N, to Loki:Hey.

Loki:He-*Screams*

Y/N: Why are you screaming!?

Loki: Why are you in my shower!?

Y/N: Well looks like we both have questions we don’t have answers to.

Y/N: Hey everyone, look! I made paper!

Natasha: How’d you make paper?

Y/N: I saw this “how to make homemade paper” tutorial on youtube and decided I wanted to try to make paper too, and here it is! *Shows everyone the paper they made*

Steve: Wow, that’s awesome, Y/N.

Wanda: Yeah, I like the colors! Can you show me how to make it?

Y/N:Sure-

Tony: Hey, has anyone seen my important mission reports?

Y/N: Uh… No?

Clint: Y/N, how did you make those?

Y/N: Um, I blended paper, that I found laying around, with water…

Tony: May I ask where you got the paper?

Y/N: I may or may not have gotten them from the break room…

Tony:…

Tony: Well I’m not explaining it to Fury.

Hydra agent #1: *Points weapon at Y/N and Bucky* What is your purpose in this base?

Hydra agent #2: Yeah. And no lies.

Y/N: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships.

Y/N: Pick up the rest of the Avengers in Switzerland, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.

Hydra agent #2: I said no lies!

Y/N and Bucky: *Looks at each other and rolls their eyes*

Y/N, to Bucky: You take idiot number one and I’ll take idiot number two.

Bucky: You got it.

*A few moments later*

Y/N: Well that was easy.

Bucky: Yeah, tell me about it.

Y/N: Say, why don’t we go get some pizza before we go pick up the others?

Bucky: Alright! But you’re paying this time.

Y/N: Aw, come on! I paid last time.

Bucky: No, you didn’t. You drove us to get pizza then you “accidentally” left your wallet in the truck, went to go get it and didn’t come back in until I paid.

Y/N: Pfft! I- thought I left it in the truck! *Mumbles* it just so happens I had it in my jacket the whole time…

Bucky: Ya know I have super hearing right?

Y/N:…

Y/N: *Starts running* Last one to the ship pays for pizza!!

Bucky: Dang it! *Starts running behind Y/N*

Steve, to Bucky: Ok, so you have a few options.

Steve: This one *points to Wanda* is adorable, knows how to cook and has awesome powers.

Steve: This one *points to Natasha* can fight really good, has a nice smile and a sweet personality.

Steve: This one *points to Maria* has amazing fighting skills, has bright eyes, makes amazing muffins and can salsa.

Steve: This one *points to Y/N* uh, is clumsy, likes disney, cake and is kinda broken. Yeah, maybe not that one-

Bucky: I want that one.

Steve: Wh- But what about the others?

Bucky: No. I want that one *points to Y/N*

Steve: But the others-

Bucky: I. Want. That. One.

Y/N: *Awkwardly waves*

Bucky: Yup, that’s the one. It’s mine now.

*Avengers Walk into the living room*

Loki: Welcome, fellow idiots.

Y/N: Hello, Loki!

Loki, with heart eyes: No, no, not you, you’re not an idiot.

Y/N: You underestimate me.

Stephen: It’s dark in here.

Y/N: Don’t worry dude I got this!

Y/N: *Stomps their feet*

Y/N: *Skechers light up*

Stephen:

Stephen:*Pats Y/N on the head* and this is why I married you.

Peter: Are you laughing at that video of Bucky and Rocket fighting?

Tony:No.

Y/N: We’re laughing at the comments.

Natasha: Y/N, you’ll be working with Steve and Bucky.

Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Y/N: …Of people on a team.

Sam, to Y/N: Have you seen Bucky?

Y/N: No, but I’ll get him for you!

Sam: Nah, it’s ok I’ll-

Y/N: *Screams* FUCK YA LIFE!

Bucky, from the bathroom: BING BONG!

Sam:…

Sam: Who showed him TikTok?

Y/N: I did! You should’ve seen him the other day!

Sam: What’d he do the other day?

Y/N: He was making a TikTok video of himself swinging his arm around in circles and he was going so fast that he started to get lifted off the ground so I put the “helicopter helicopter” sound over it. It was hilarious.

Bucky, walking in: Yeah. It was hilarious till Steve tried to grab my leg and pull me back down.

Y/N: Then Bucky started swinging his arm faster and they both kept going while Steve was screaming “don’t drop me!” then they landed in the zoo and got banned.

Y/N, and Bucky at each other: *Starts laughing hysterically*

Sam, slowly walking out: I'ma head out.

Y/N, and Bucky: BING BONG!

Y/N, to Bucky and Sam: And then I kicked h-

Hydra agent across the field: *Screaming* hey! I can see you!

Y/N: Shit. Hide!

*Y/N, Bucky and Sam hides*

Y/N: *Screams back* can you see me now?!

Hydra agent: *Signs*Yes!

Y/N: *Whispers* damn it.

Y/N: *Hides behind a tree*now?!

Hydra agent: *Sighs louder* oh my- YES!

Y/N: *Screams* do I at least look good?!

Sam, and Bucky:*Wheezing in the background*

Sam, to Bucky: *Nudges Buckys arm* Go wake Y/N, we need to leave soon.

Bucky: Uh, no! Are you crazy?!

Sam: Why not? *Smirks* are you afraid of Y/N?

Bucky: Hell yeah! You weren’t there the last time I had to wake them up!

Sam: *Confused* It can’t be that bad.

Bucky: Last time I woke Y/N up from sleeping they suplexed me into the table!

Y/N, who’s been awake from hearing Bucky yell: Well next time I’m sleeping comfortably on the table leave me alone.

Bucky: *Screams*

Natasha: I am straighter then this pen *holds pen*

Y/N: *Grabs pen and bends it* Now you are.

Natasha: *Silence*

Natasha:Touché.

Sam, to Steve: How does Y/N and Barnes usually get out of their messes?

Steve: They don’t, they just make a bigger mess to cancel out the first one.

Bucky, and Y/N: *Running back to the car screaming*

Steve: What did you two do now?

Y/N: Bucky thought it was a good idea to challenge me. He said “I bet you can’t run faster then that bull.” So, um, I did a thing.

Sam: What did you do?!

Bucky: They let a bunch of bulls out and now they’re chasing us!

Y/N: It’s your fault!

Bucky: How is it my fault?!

Y/N: Because you told me I couldn’t do something! And you know how competitive I am!

*Bulls running towards them*

Y/N: *Grabs Bucky’s hand*Run!

Steve, and Sam: *Laughing*

Sam: Wait- shouldn’t we be running, too?

Steve: Get in the car!

Sam: What about Y/N and Bucky?

Steve: They’ll be fine! This isn’t the first time they had to run from something like this.

Y/N, and Bucky: *Somewhere in the distance*Ahhhhh!

Y/N: I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

The Avengers: *Looks at Y/N horrified*

Yelena, jumping up and down: *Excitingly* Can I help move the body?

The Avengers: *Look at Yelena and Y/N horrified*

Y/N: Oh, I like this one! I’m keeping her.

Bucky: Hey Y/N. Wanna reenact the boat scene? *Winks*

Y/N: Uh, that didn’t end too well.

Bucky: *confused* Wait, what are you talking about?

Y/N: Ya know, from Jaws. The boat scene didn’t end very well.

Bucky: Wha- that’s not what I meant- You know what nevermind. Let’s just watch Beauty and the Beast.

Natasha, to Y/N: Hey- Why is your tongue purple? I thought you had a red icee?

Y/N: I did but-

Bucky, walking in smirking: They did, but I had blue.

Sam: *Gasps* I KNEW IT! I CALLED IT! I TOLD Y'ALL THEY WERE FUC-

Y/N, and Bucky:SAM!

Steve: Damn. Guess I owe Sam 50 bucks.

Natasha: You bet money-

Y/N: Thank you!

Natasha: And didn’t include me?

Y/N: Oh come on!

Bucky, looking at Sam: How do you get rid of stupid?

Y/N: Add more stupid.

Bucky: So to get rid of stupid you have to add stupid?

Y/N:Yup!

Bucky: That’s stupid.

Y/N:Exactly!

Bucky: I’m just gonna sit over there.

Y/N: Told you it works.

Bucky: Wha- Ohhhh! Hey!