#you get me
enough men are shit! men are sexy and I wanna eat them
is anyone on this site gonna post abt tashibashi or am i going to have to do it myself
after reading thisfrom@fvckingavengers i can’t stop thinking about reader having her nipples pierced
PLSE DO THEN PLSE TAG ME!!!!
OH OKAY FUCK. I WILL
My Cobb-tribution to Timothy Olyphant’s birthday
OH MY GODS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Crowley: We’ve got a lot in common, you and me…
In other words –
Crowley: Look, angel, we’re already on our own side.
Okay but I’ll never be over Aziraphale lifting his wing to cover Crowley’s head and I’ll never be over Crowley taking that first step to stand under his wing and I’ll never be over these two extending that first bit of kindness and friendship towards each other, probably the first either of them has experienced
ahhhhhhhhhh
Direct byproduct of being neurodivergent and growing up isolated from your peergroup is having no idea when it’s appropriate to define someone as your friend
Is this person I met yesterday my friend? What about this person I’ve been talking to every day for three months? What about this person I’ve known since middle school? Is friend a title I have to earn? What are the limits of friendship? Is it a static state, make-or-break, or is it some endless dance-dance-revolution style cavalcade of prompts and challenges and social cues I have to hit perfectly to keep it up? Does it bend? Does it break? I don’t fucking know man I just work here.
I am opening this post to the public. Please reblog or reply with your most batshit opinions. Thank you
Batshit is important to the tumblr ecosystem. Without it, the indigenous tumblrite population will wither and die.
I am simply doing my part for the ecosystem
Would that make you a batshit environmentalist?
Naturally!
HA!!!!
It can’t be done naturally! Tumblr is one of the most unnatural places to ever exist!!
I would argue that Tumblr is the most natural social media ecosystem around today, as it lacks the invasive Algorithm spp found on other platforms and is inherently hostile to the advertising parasites that have such an effect on the influencer populations there
I can’t argue that much. Even the official tumblr merch has failed due to absolutely merciless mockery.
Damn.
Listen I’ve seen the manscape ads, I’ve mocked the Official Tumblr Pizza Slice Sweatshirt, I’ve stared in baffled fascination at the puritanical-ideology-couched-in-leftist-language blazed posts, and the gleeful reblogging of posts in which the op talked about hating their viral notes.
Tumblr is a healthy ecosystem but shifting baseline syndrome makes it an outlier
ALL SOCIAL MEDIA SHOULD BE A HELLSITE! ALL OF THEM
*realizes*
oshit
we’re the control in the experiment
……….
No
Absolutely the fuck n
Who authorised this?!?
Tumblr Daddy
ODIN???
NO no no…. that’s the SERVER daddy!
So who’s Tunglr daddy
You’re not tumblr old enough to remember daddy?
I am tired and poorly and have walled off large chunks of Tumblr Lore for my own sanity. Plz explain
tumblr is the brainchild of David Karp. He birfed us all.
…Howms’t the fuck did I forget about the Karp??!
UMMMMMBEEEERRRRRR
I’M TELLLLIIIIIIING
Please y'all interact with each other on this post! I want to be inundated with notifs for WEEKS! I want to curse past me for setting this up!
The Google LaMDA AI should have a tumblr account.
KEEP TALKING
It could follow Frank the auroresponder for maximum wtf