#yummy mummy
Come on, just one drink. I promise I’ll be the perfect gentleman.
“Oh, I don’t know. The girls will be looking for me, and you know I’m married right?”
OK, I understand. But if you change your mind, ask a bouncer to escort you to my VVIP suite.
“PLEASE can I invite the other moms up here? Pleeease. We’d all be VERY grateful…”
“You do realise I’m married and old enough to be your mother?”
Err, yeah - that’s the point…
This bored underpaid married teacher has turned to private tuition for a bit on the side…
When pretty but prim milfs tone down their outfits to avoid looking slutty, it makes want them even more.
While their hedge fund husbands boast to each other about their bonuses and boats, it’s their bored trophy wives that get my willy waving.
Cute contrast and classy coordination
“So, it appears we have an hour to kill while the kids are in detention. Any idea on what we could do to pass the time?”
While their nannies watch their kids, these wealthy wives wonder which waiter would be willing to fill up their empty pink flutes…
Going alone again to the parents social, she shows her stuck-at-work hubby what he’ll be missing (and what at least one of the dads, or even moms, will be hitting)
Alpha milf.
“I’m guessing you didn’t follow me in here just to talk. So are you going bang me before I rejoin my family for dinner, or not?”
As she waited for her first drink she was decidedly unimpressed by my flattery…but several glasses later she drifted back looking for decidedly more than just polite compliments…
A quickie, then a quick check that nothing’s out of place, before she returns to the gala, and the husband who’d hadn’t even noticed she’d gone
Subtle coordination; not so subtle seduction