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Come on, just one drink. I promise I’ll be the perfect gentleman.

“Oh, I don’t know. The girls will be looking for me, and you know I’m married right?”

OK, I understand. But if you change your mind, ask a bouncer to escort you to my VVIP suite.

“PLEASE can I invite the other moms up here? Pleeease. We’d all be VERY grateful…”

Not the first time after a moms night that I’ve been woken up by the noise of my drunk wife munching

Not the first time after a moms night that I’ve been woken up by the noise of my drunk wife munching a dirty burger in just her underwear…


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In case any of you were wondering, the trashy-looking item on my bed is pure cheater…

In case any of you were wondering, the trashy-looking item on my bed is pure cheater…


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schoolbelles:

maturedcreme:

“You do realise I’m married and old enough to be your mother?”

Err, yeah - that’s the point…

This bored underpaid married teacher has turned to private tuition for a bit on the side…

When pretty but prim milfs tone down their outfits to avoid looking slutty, it makes want them even more.

When I hinted that, if her skinny friend was too wasted to be of any fun, I wouldn’t say no to a feeWhen I hinted that, if her skinny friend was too wasted to be of any fun, I wouldn’t say no to a fee

When I hinted that, if her skinny friend was too wasted to be of any fun, I wouldn’t say no to a feeling a fuller figure in fishnets, even a sharp stiletto in her foot didn’t stop her swiftly dragging her friend to my waiting cab


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instacreme:

While their hedge fund husbands boast to each other about their bonuses and boats, it’s their bored trophy wives that get my willy waving.

“Doesn’t the obvious wedding ring bother you?” she asked, intrigued but slightly disapproving of my

“Doesn’t the obvious wedding ring bother you?” she asked, intrigued but slightly disapproving of my advances.
Hell no. It’ll feel fantastic on my fren, as you finish me off over your fabulous rack…


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snowcreme:

Cute contrast and classy coordination

“So, it appears we have an hour to kill while the kids are in detention. Any idea on what we could do to pass the time?”

She doesn’t know it yet, but that’s just the first round of hard lick-her this half-drunk mommy will

She doesn’t know it yet, but that’s just the first round of hard lick-her this half-drunk mommy will be enjoying tonight. She won’t be the only one nursing a sore head in the morning…


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There was no chance of me snaring this new mom during her first night out in 9 months, but a little There was no chance of me snaring this new mom during her first night out in 9 months, but a little

There was no chance of me snaring this new mom during her first night out in 9 months, but a little flattery and light flirting was just what she needed.
She’ll be thinking of me tonight while drunkenly riding her happy husband.


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prettycitygirls:

While their nannies watch their kids, these wealthy wives wonder which waiter would be willing to fill up their empty pink flutes…

Alpha milf filth Preoccupied with the caterers in her kitchen, his wife’s brief text just read: [Coc

Alpha milf filth

Preoccupied with the caterers in her kitchen, his wife’s brief text just read: [Cocktales, rear entrance, 10min]

So it was only when I saw the short floaty dress and the high heels that I realised it wasn’t a typo, but both an instruction and an activity…


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The way she sees it, if her husband insists on her dressing like a slutty ho, she might as well act

The way she sees it, if her husband insists on her dressing like a slutty ho, she might as well act like one…


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facelessfilth:

Going alone again to the parents social, she shows her stuck-at-work hubby what he’ll be missing (and what at least one of the dads, or even moms, will be hitting)

Ah, yes, sorry about the mess. We got a little frisky when my wife said you’d be borrowing one of he

Ah, yes, sorry about the mess. We got a little frisky when my wife said you’d be borrowing one of her hottest outfits, and staying here after your night out…


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mumsnightout:

Alpha milf.

“I’m guessing you didn’t follow me in here just to talk. So are you going bang me before I rejoin my family for dinner, or not?”

mumsnightout:

As she waited for her first drink she was decidedly unimpressed by my flattery…but several glasses later she drifted back looking for decidedly more than just polite compliments…

mumsnightout:

A quickie, then a quick check that nothing’s out of place, before she returns to the gala, and the husband who’d hadn’t even noticed she’d gone

Subtle coordination; not so subtle seduction

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