#slummy mummy

Subtly slutty stay-at-home suburban schoolmommy

When milfs tone down their outfits to avoid looking slutty, it makes me want them even more.

fake-plastic-sleaze:

Impregnated; fertilised

This soon-to-be single mom is hoping the girls night attracts plenty of bulls willing to play Daddy for a few hours, so that her dress isn’t the only pink fabric stretched to its limits tonight.

She texted: Drunk + hungry. Bringing takeout. What do u fancy?

Me: Don’t mind. Chinese? Steak?

Her: OK. Will grab both and we can share

At drop off I always make sure to ask my kids friends moms how their husbands are doing.

“He’s away on business again. Wanna come over for coffee…?”

When milfs tone down their outfits to avoid looking slutty, it makes me want them even more.

And when I compliment their effortless style, but deliberately ignore the younger, dressier moms, it makes them want me even more.

<giggles shyly> “Really, this old thing?”

Yes - you, old thing.

Drunken Xmas party alpha mom.

This piece of cougar mutton only has one thing on her mind…so she’s quickly tweeted the location of moms night alongside a pic of her slutty outfit, to put the local bulls on alert.

strappedinparadise:

While he’s at the bar with his buds, moaning to them about his “ball and chain”, I’m at his house with his wife, who’s moaning in bliss when I call her the same

[Collar]

hubbysnightout = mumsnightin

Another successful moms night climax…for both of us

At the end of the party, despite her drunken stupor, she knew exactly what I meant when I said her sleeping husband didn’t need to know she was “hanging out” late with his best friend