#zukka rights
Me at 3am: i should sleep
My brain: talk to me by cavetown but make it zukka
Sokka : bad news: our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Sokka : good news: we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Sokka : bad news: my boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute boys.
Sokka : good news: a cute boy saw me do it.
Sokka : bad news: it was Zuko, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he will never think that I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.
Sokka, laying with his head on Zuko’s lap : why do we even drink water?
Zuko, stroking his hair : because we can’t eat water
Sokka, drunk : dude, I like him soooooo much
Zuko : who?
Sokka : Zuko, but don’t tell him okay
Zuko : okay, I won’t
Zuko : I gotta shower
Sokka : *raises eyebrows suggestively* need any help?
Zuko : yeah keep Izumi busy
Ty Lee : come on, Sokka can’t be good at everything, maybe he’s a terrible kisser or something
Zuko : nope, he’s good at that too
Ty Lee :
Ty Lee : what
Mai : what
Azula, appearing with a sparkly face mask and pink robes : WHAT?!
Zuko, introducing Sokka : this is Sokka, the love of my life, my significant annoyance
