#11 x river

11: This date is boring.

River: This isn’t a date. I told you I was going to the store.

11: Then why did you invite me?

River: I didn’t. I specifically said, “don’t come with me” and you said, “fuck you, River, I do whatever I want” and followed me here.

11: *holds up picture of River *

11: Have you seen my wife?

Amy: Not since yesterday. Is she missing?

11: Oh, no, she’s fine. I just want people to look at her. Isn’t she perfect?

11: Look, I can take care of myself. Thank you very much.

River: Really? Like the time those Girl Scouts talked you into buying a dozen boxes of cookies?

11: That wasn’t my fault. There were four of them and only one of me.

11: Whatever you need.

River: Fuck you, Doctor.

11:

River: Sorry, I thought you were gonna disagree. Thank you for your support, it really means a lot to me.

11: [when he’s doing something odd] Aren’t you going to ask?

River: What is this, my first day?

River:Hey, babe. In the mood to spice things up a bit?

11: You know I can’t eat spicy food.

River: What? No, I mean in the bedroom.

11: I can’t eat spicy food anywhere, River!

Stormcage Guard: Are you friends with this criminal?

11: No, absolutely not.

River: Yes, absolutely. We’re in love.

Amy, annoyed in the corner: It’s a layered relationship.