#aaron burr

Burr: I’m a man of untold mystery. That’s why my friends call me ‘B’

Hamilton: that’s funny. I thought they called you Big-Head Burr.

Burr: Don’t ever say that Hamilton. Besides, I know it was you who started that.

Madison: Are you wearing makeup?

Jefferson: I’m always wearing a little bit of foundation but that’s not the point

Hamilton: We have fun, don’t we Washington?

Washington: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

Hamilton: *On the phone with John* Are you in my apartment?

Laurens: Please. I haven’t snuck into your apartment in weeks. Which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.

Laurens: I’m going to go pick up some disguises

Mulligan:Why?

Laurens: So people don’t know who we are

Mulligan: People already don’t know who we are!

Lafayette: Do wasps make honey?

Laurens: No wasps do not make honey

Lafayette: Alright well I’m gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that

Hamilton: Jefferson, I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. Add you to my collection

Jefferson: are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?

Hamilton: Of course not, Jefferson. Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell, you dumb bitch!

Hamilton: I think Jefferson should be the president

Burr:

Burr: I was too young and blind to see. I should have known the world was wide enough for both Hamilton and Me.

Eliza: You are 48 years old!

Burr:

I just saw Hamilton in Omaha and I lost my mind when Jefferson started twerking during Reynolds Pamphlet. I know he was a big shitbag irl but, there is something so satisfying to think that a Black man is playing Thomas Jefferson in a musical and making him twerk. If there is an afterlife, I fucking hope Jefferson is seeing this shit and I hope he is appalled.

Alright, you can have explosives but, ONLY if you do it patriotically.

The American Government