#incorrect hamilton quotes
(Hamilton)
Washington: I ordered you to stand down!
Hamilton: I did… but then I fell back up again!
(Hamilton)
Laurens: Is anyone else scared?
Hamilton: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than expected.
I was listening to From Now On from The Greatest Showman and saw this comment
It’s official, the Hamilton movie with the OBC cast is coming to theatres October 15th 2021!!!!!!
Has anyone else noticed that in Helpless the part where Eliza sings “Yes mummy, that boy is mine” and in Burn where she sings “With only the memories of when you were mine”
THERE IS A STRONG EMPHASIS ON “mine” IN BOTH SONGS AND ELIZA HOLDS THE NOTE FOR A LONG TIME!!!!
The first time when she fell in love with Alexander and the second time when he broke her heart.
“Stop singing songs that are out of your vocal range”
Hercules: Wow, I can’t find any of my shirts
Lafayette: *wearing shirt down to knees* …weird
Lafayette and Jefferson: *speaking rapid French*
Milligan: Wonder what they are talking about
Lafayette: *In french* I forgot how to spell bye so I spelled it B-I while texting and that’s how I came out
Hamilton: I think your pants look hot. Laurens you should just take them off.
Laurens, Mulligan, and Lafayette:….
Hamilton: I mean, I like you a lot
Burr: Hamilton can we-
Hamilton: *hiding under covers* I’m sorry I can’t hear you I’m in my house
Burr: Hamilton, this is serious stop this.
Hamilton: What. What was that. I can’t hear you.
Burr:*facepalms*
‘Right hand man’ summarised:
Washington: god I need help
Burr: sir I can help you
Washington: why won’t anyone help me
Burr: sir I’m right here
Hamilton: oh boy do I love fighting and not being tied down to a desk
Washington:
Washington: [walks in to see the Revolutionary Set in his living room]
Washington: Guys! I gave you a key for E-MER-GEN-CIES!
Laurens: We were out of DOR-I-TOS!
Washington: I need you to distract them.
Madison: I have an idea.
Madison: Should you microwave your cereal? Discuss.
Jefferson and Hamilton: [immediately start arguing]
Washington, looking at Hamilton passed out on the couch: Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?
Mulligan: He took it off when he challenged that raccoon.
Washington: There are many ways to resolve a conflict.
Eliza:Fire.
Burr:Gun.
Jefferson:Blackmail.
Washington: Why do I even bother.
Lafayette: That shirt looks great Alex!
Hamilton:Thanks!
Lafayette: But I bet it’d look better on John’s floor.
Laurens: Are…are you hitting on Alex for me?
Hamilton: Whatever you’re thinking right now, stop.
Jefferson:What?
Hamilton: You always make that face when you’re about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
Jefferson: I love you.
Hamilton:
Jefferson:
Hamilton:
Jefferson: Also cereal qualifies as soup.
Hamilton: I fucking knew it.
Hamilton: Dad, we’re sorry :(
Washington: I’m starting to think “Dad, we’re sorry” is my actual name because of how often you all say it to me.
Hamilton: God, sometimes Thomas makes me so angry.
Laurens: You’re sitting on his lap.
Hamilton:Angrily.
Washington: I’ve created a perfectly functional cabinet.
Hamilton: You have another cabinet we don’t know about?
Hamilton: You know how when you boil Pepsi it really opens up a different kind of flavor?
Washington:
Washington: When you fucking what
Hamilton: Look! I’m a tree!
Burr: And you will dialogue.
Murderer: [chasing Laurens around the house]
Laurens: Alexa, play the Scooby Doo theme song.
Burr: It must be hard not being able to laugh
Washington: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Burr: I’ve never heard you laugh.
Washington: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
Hamilton: Burr, where are you going?
Burr: Well that depends Alex. When I die, probably hell, but right now I’m going to the bathroom.
Jefferson: You remind me of the ocean.
Burr: Why? Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Jefferson: No. Because you’re salty as hell.
Burr: All the haters are like, “aren’t you wanted by the state?”
Burr: And it’s like, I’m wanted by a lot of people, okay? That’s the price of being pretty.
Burr: Anyways I did commit a smidge of treason
Burr, holding a box: You guys promise it won’t be bees again, right?
Laurens, from a distance: JUST OPEN IT
Hamilton: Ok, I ruined your life but didn’t you have fun? Exactly relax.
Washington: It costs $0 to keep rude comments to yourself.
Hamilton: It also costs $0 to shout them for everyone to hear so,,,
Hamilton: I once got a haircut I deeply regretted
Jefferson: Is it the one you have now?
Hamilton:No.
Jefferson: Well it should be.
