#abs for days
It was a rough start to Roderick’s day. He woke up to find his phone missing. When he rolled out of bed and walked into the kitchen in his tighty-whities, he found his girlfriend at the table scrolling through his texts. Right away he knew he was screwed.
“Who the hell is Monica?” his girlfriend asked, irate.
“Baby, I can explain…” Roderick said, holding up his hands.
“You asshole! Is she that skank from your work? I knew you were checking her out at that party!”
Monica bolted from her seat and threw open the kitchen cabinets. Soon, she had plates in either hand and was hurling them in Roderick’s direction.
Realizing he wasn’t going to calm his girlfriend down anytime soon, Roderick fled the house. It was only when he got to the curb that he realized he was still in his tighty-whities. With no other choice, he started running down the sidewalk, praying his best friend Mike hadn’t left for work yet…
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Evan’s cheeks burned as he did his pushups butt naked in front of his gym class. His little stunt hadn’t gone quite as he planned.
He knew the rules. Coach never let anyone work out in their street clothes. Forget your uniform, you go through class in your undies. He’d only seen it happen once, when one of the guys had to run on the track in his boxerbriefs.
The thing was, Evan had been trying for weeks to get Katie’s attention. He was practically invisible to her, though. He knew he’d have to do something drastic to get her to notice him. His plan? Go through gym class naked.
When Evan finally worked up the nerve and left his gym clothes and his underwear at home, he stripped off at his locker and filed out into the gym. The guys were already making fun of him as he stood there in his birthday suit, waiting for the girls to join the class. When the girls emerged, though, Katie wasn’t there. She was out sick!
So now here Evan was, working out naked in front of his classmates, his crush not even among them. What a waste…
They all got the same call at once after their little dip in their undies. It was their girlfriends: they’d taken their clothes back to camp. Also, they saw the pictures with the strippers. They were busted.
Pictures of their little romp would be all over campus soon… and that’s after their walk back to camp in their tighty-whities. Of course, the camp will be completely empty by then. They’ll have to hitch a ride back to the frat house like this.
Rough luck, boys.
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