#adam and eve
Who’s Steve?!?!
I want these so bad! Why are they so expensive? I’m wet just thinking about using them together!
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Ok, this is probably my last “favorite deity” ramble for today. But on the subject of BAMFS…
Y'all heard of Adam and Eve. But few people know about Adam’s first wife before her, whose myths trace back earlier than the original scripts of the Bible (Which she was omitted in because she was a “bad” role model for women to follow.) Her name was Lilith.
Although accounts of her vary widely, I have a personal canon for her which takes bits from all the different accounts. Basically, God created Adam and Lilith as equals. This became a problem when Lilith wanted to be on top. (I’m not making this up, this what it actually says!) She and Adam had a huge fight over it, and it culminated with her leaving the Garden of Eden in a huff.
Adam got all whiny, and said “Gooood, I’m lonely, make me another one.” But God thought it would be best to try to reconcile first, so he sent some angels out to the wilderness to bring Lilith back. In the meantime, she’d been fornicating with some demons and made lots of little demon babies. When the angels refused to listen to her side of the story and tried to drag her back, a battle between her demon babies and the angels ensued- sadly, all her children died. The angels returned to a now rather disgruntled God to report what happened.
“Fine,” he said, “I’ll make you another one.” And so he did, making Adam’s new partner from Adam’s rib, so she’d be subservient to him. Finally, Adam’s little ego was appeased and he stopped whining.
Then God was like “By the way, Adam, don’t eat these apples, ok.”
And Adam was like “Whatever.”
Then, Lilith decided to come back to the garden. At this time, she’d started to take on a less human form, having the upper body of a woman, but the lower half of a snake. She saw Eve, Adam’s new wife, and went to her. “Hey Eve, check it out, you should totally eat this apple, and you’ll see the truth.” You see, Lilith could see potential in Eve, and fancied having a feminist ally.
Eve was like “Ok, cool!” and ate it without knowing any better. Then she was like “Hey Adam, this is awesome, you should try it."
And Adam was like, "Oh, you mean eat that thing God totally told me not to eat…? Ok fine, I’ll just blame it on you if he finds out.”
And that’s exactly what happened. And for the rest of eternity, Adam kept whining and blaming Eve for everything. >8(
And Lilith was like “CURSES!!” and spent the rest of her life snatching human babies in revenge for all hers that were killed by angels.
THE END
I would kind of like to re-write the whole Bible like this.
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The Seduction of Heidi – The Adult Movie – Whitney Wright #NSFW #Porn #Erotic #Sex #Adult
The lovely and incredibly sexy Whitney Wright plays our Heidi in the “The Seduction of Heidi”, which is based on my book, Heidi and the Kaiser. She doesn’t look exactly as Heidi was described in the novel, but she has this wide-eyed innocence that is just like the character, and her initiation into the world of BDSM and her ultimate submission is just perfection in this film.
Here are some stills…
ATTENTION ANY AND ALL BETA’S LOOKING FOR A PROJECT!!
Hey guys. As most of you know, I just finished my “Dark Nights” Adam/ “Only Lovers Left Alive” fanfiction A week or so ago. And the Hob Nobs and Tea group just finished our story; “The Surrogate” which is of course and Crimson Peak fanfiction.
Both of these stories need desperate beta/proof reading attention. Grammar errors, spelling errors, missing punctuation, etc. Here’s the jest of both stories, their length, a summery, and their vital details. If anyone would be interested in helping out in a beta (proof reading) role please send me a message Both stories are completed and currently published on our AO3 accounts. Details below. Bascially, if you would copy and paste the chapter to your word program on your computer of choice (Such as my favorite, Microsoft Office/Word. Or Adobe. Or whatever your personal favorite might be you are most comfortable working with ) and then e-mail me back each chapter that is proof read and I will give you full credit as the beta for each chapter that you help us out with.
This is a huge thing and we really really need it. Some story updates were done on cell phones and ya all know what kinda tricky buggers those can be. Words and sentences go misplaced, spellings get way out of control when it decides to (Auto correct is the curse of modern phone technology).
If you would be interested in Beta/proofreading for us and our completed stories, or even if you wish to beta for me personally for my stories, please contact me on facebook PM or e-mail me at my address at [email protected] and we’ll talk more.
Writing is so much fun. It’s the one passion I have always loved that doesn’t feel like work. It’s always so wonderful to create a cast of characters into a story line in a world of your own creation. Gets you out of your own misery or daily grind and goes into a place where you can build or destroy words. You have control to tell the story you want to tell and the only limits are your mind Unfortunately, that means you might be getting so caught up in your creative and imaginative world and endless possibilities minor things (although I know not to some people) like punctuation, grammar, and other such important things suffer.
If this is something you might be interested in doing for us, I’ve a few other writers that would appreciate your help as well if you wish to do it. Please, drop me a line soon, we’ll talk and I can explain in more detail how we’ll work things.
These are the most recent completed stories that are in desperate need of attention. The whole story needs to be proofed but especially the last 5-10 chapters.
Thank you so much for taking the time to read this I hope you have a nice day, and I hope to hear from you soon. In Facebook PM Or my e-mail. Thank you!!!
Completed Story #1
“The Surrogate” –http://archiveofourown.org/works/6192853/chapters/14187784
Written By:
Amber Barden AKA Dominion_of_Dust1886
Marian K. Welty AKA TheBlackadder(mercilessraven).
Fandom: “Crimson Peak” (2015)
Rating: Mature
Main Characters: Thomas Sharpe, Lucille Sharpe, and Abigail Martin/Sharpe .
Language: English
Published: March 8, 2016
Completed: February 8, 2017
Words: 306,227
Chapters: 31
Story Direct Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6192853/chapters/14187784
Completed Story #2
“Dark Nights”-http://archiveofourown.org/works/3624942/chapters/8003640
Written By:
Marian K. Welty AKA TheBlackadder (mercilessraven).
Fandom: “Only Lovers Left Alive” (2013)
Rating: Mature
Main Characters: Adam, Eve, and Dani.
Language: English
Published: March 27, 2015
Completed: March 5, 2017
Words: 245,646
Chapters: 38
Story Direct Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/3624942/chapters/8003640
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Havva
The story of the fall of Adam and Eve symbolizes the origin of dualistic consciousness. A movement into time and space, name and form, you and me. It is the catalyst for cosmic progress through the principles of Evolution. Adam is new consciousness unaware of divine life. Eve is the ancient subconscious which holds the secrets to the super-conscious state, nondualism.
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Adam and Eve
I was wondering where this was going to go at first esp when the dad said yes but this is so awesome and funny, I had to share!
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