#adrian montague

Percy: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Monty: Okay, but in my defense, Adrian bet me 50 pence I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Percy: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Adrian: So… uhhh… I kind of accidentally did something-

Percy: Does this story end with you making a stupid decision?

Adrian: Yes

Percy: Here’s my advice: Don’t say anything, and if Felicity asks, blame it on Monty

Monty: Okay, if you’re going to go and meet people, you’re going to need some pick up lines.

Adrian: Yes.

Monty: Let’s practice. Hit me with the best you’ve got.

Adrian: Uhh… you’re pretty?

Monty: I know. Now come on, pick up lines.

the noblemans guide to scandal and shipwrecks beginning with richard peele getting fucking mollywopped by adrian montague is such a terrific start to the final book of the trilogy