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Jaune: hey what are you doing?

Nora: eating a family size bag of chips.

Jaune: no,that’s the smallest size.

Nora: every size is family sized when you’re an orphan.

Jaune: Nora nO-

Peter: I had a brother once, sometimes it feels like i can still hear his voice.

harley: Peter… i-i just went to the bathroom…

Monty: Okay, help me please!

Felicity: Got two words for you.

Monty: I bet they won’t be helpful.

Felicity: Your problem.

Monty: I was right.

Adrian: So… uhhh… I kind of accidentally did something-

Percy: Does this story end with you making a stupid decision?

Adrian: Yes

Percy: Here’s my advice: Don’t say anything, and if Felicity asks, blame it on Monty

Percy: You guys ever feel like you’re being watched?

Monty: All the time. When you look this good, you just gotta get used to it

Monty: I’ve been teased for being short my whole life.

Scipio: Well, I think it’s very wrong to belittle.

Monty: Oh fuck, not you too.

Scipio: While I’m gone, Monty, you’re in charge.

Monty: Yes!

Scipio, whispering to Percy: You’re secretly in charge.

Percy: Obviously.

Felicity: Right, who do we know has handcuffs?

Monty: Well Perce and I-

*Percy glares at Monty*

Monty: Wouldn’t know.