#adult daminette

Damian:I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Jason:You cried on the way home when you couldn’t reach Mari by phone because her phone battery was dead.

Damian:So? I was probably worried sick about her because she went home early… right?

Tim, shaking his head: Uhm, we all went home together. She was in the back of the cab sitting beside you when you tried to call her.

Damian: 

Jason: You almost killed the cab and kept telling him to hurry up because ‘your angel is waiting for you’.

Damian:

Marinette, trying to hold her laughter: Pffft. Don’t worry, Dae. I thought it was cute.

Dick: Not cute when we almost crashed because he was choking the cab driver.

Marinette/Tim/Jason:*laughing really hard*

Damian:I’m never drinking again.