#incorrect dick grayson
dick: hey, remember when you didn’t try to solve all of your problems with attempted murder?
jason: stop romanticising the past.
y/n: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE !!!!!!
y/n: *aggressively throwing water bottles*
tim: uh,, um-
jason: they’re aggressively caring for us.
y/n: *walking towards them* I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU !!
dick, in tears: it’s working.
Dick, as a police officer: *making a list of all the escaped animals*
Zookeeper: The Tigers should be your top priority.
Dick: *scribbling out Ducks* Yes, of course.
Dick: We should settle this like civilized adults.
Jason: I agree.
Dick: So, a rap battle?
Jason: A rap battle.
Dick, throwing confetti: You bring the razzle, and I’ll bring the dazzle.
Bruce: *while apprehending a criminal* Is this why you made me add pockets to your suit?
Dick: Yes and it is 100% worth it.
Tim: *gets a papercut*
Dick: *who recently got his wisdom tooth removed*
Dick, tearing up: DEAR GOD, hasn’t he been through enough–
Dick: I thought you were dead!
Jason: Yeah, I get that a lot
Dick: I won
Kory: But I have you pinned to the ground?
Dick: I know
dick: when in doubt, do the right thing
jason: the rest of the time, get away with whatever you can
tim: i wish i saw that
dick: you wish you saw what?
tim: i don’t know. i didn’t see it
duke: have you ever had a different job?
dick: i volunteered at a zoo once
duke: great! what did you take from that?
dick: definitely not an iguana
duke:what?
dick:what?
Marinette:*sneaking in through her window*
Dick:*turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?
Marinette: I-I was with Damian?
Damian:*turning in his chair* Wanna try again?
Marinette:Fight me!
Jason: Ha ! Look at your size ! What are you going to do, kick me in the ankle?
[Later…]
Dick: Hum… WHy is Jason quivering on the ground and crying ?
Tim:Marinette kicked him very hard in the ankle.
Dick: Hello officer, what seems to be the problem?
Cop: Uh Im sorry… Nightwing? Sir? But I have to arrest you for driving a motorcycle with three people on it…
Dick: three?
Tim&Jason:
Dick: WHY DIDNT YOU GUYS TELL ME THAT DAMIAN FELL OFF
Damian:I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Jason:You cried on the way home when you couldn’t reach Mari by phone because her phone battery was dead.
Damian:So? I was probably worried sick about her because she went home early… right?
Tim, shaking his head: Uhm, we all went home together. She was in the back of the cab sitting beside you when you tried to call her.
Damian:
Jason: You almost killed the cab and kept telling him to hurry up because ‘your angel is waiting for you’.
Damian:
Marinette, trying to hold her laughter: Pffft. Don’t worry, Dae. I thought it was cute.
Dick: Not cute when we almost crashed because he was choking the cab driver.
Marinette/Tim/Jason:*laughing really hard*
Damian:I’m never drinking again.
Tim:*choking*
Dick: I’m trying to call 911, but the 9 button isn’t working!
Jason: Just flip your phone upside down and use the 6
Tim, stopping his choking for a second: what the fu-
