#incorrect daminette

Marinette:*sneaking in through her window*

Dick:*turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Marinette: I-I was with Damian?

Damian:*turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

[playing twister]

Jon: Damian, right hand red

Damian: [ends up on top of Marinette]

Marinette:okay you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Jon: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, honestly I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner

Damian: Hey, Angel, have you seen my sword?

Marinette:[slowly chops vegetables with the sword]

Marinette: no

Damian:

Marinette:

Damian:I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Jason:You cried on the way home when you couldn’t reach Mari by phone because her phone battery was dead.

Damian:So? I was probably worried sick about her because she went home early… right?

Tim, shaking his head: Uhm, we all went home together. She was in the back of the cab sitting beside you when you tried to call her.

Damian: 

Jason: You almost killed the cab and kept telling him to hurry up because ‘your angel is waiting for you’.

Damian:

Marinette, trying to hold her laughter: Pffft. Don’t worry, Dae. I thought it was cute.

Dick: Not cute when we almost crashed because he was choking the cab driver.

Marinette/Tim/Jason:*laughing really hard*

Damian:I’m never drinking again.

Marinette: Hey, has anyone seen my top?

Jason, not looking up from his phone: Yeah, Demon Spawn’s in the kitchen.

Marinette:*chokes*

Damian:*spits out his drink*

Marinette:You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.

Damian:I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Todd could fight in that dress either.

Jason:Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.