#incorrect maribat
Marinette:*sneaking in through her window*
Dick:*turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?
Marinette: I-I was with Damian?
Damian:*turning in his chair* Wanna try again?
Marinette:Fight me!
Jason: Ha ! Look at your size ! What are you going to do, kick me in the ankle?
[Later…]
Dick: Hum… WHy is Jason quivering on the ground and crying ?
Tim:Marinette kicked him very hard in the ankle.
[playing twister]
Jon: Damian, right hand red
Damian: [ends up on top of Marinette]
Marinette:okay you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
Jon: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, honestly I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner
Damian: Hey, Angel, have you seen my sword?
Marinette:[slowly chops vegetables with the sword]
Marinette: no
Damian:
Marinette:
Bruce: I donotthink of Marinette as my daughter!
*phone falls onto the ground, with Marinette as the lock screen*
Bruce: I was hacked
*Adpotion papers fall out of his pockets*
Bruce:*picking them up* These aren’t mine
*contact shows he’s listed Marinette as ‘Marinette-my daughter’*
Bruce:*shoving papers into a briefcase* I have to go
Marinette: You were drunk last night
Jason: No I wasn’t
Marinette: You started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling “Stop hiding, spongebob! I know you are in there!”
Jason:
Jason: But did I find him tho?
Damian:I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Jason:You cried on the way home when you couldn’t reach Mari by phone because her phone battery was dead.
Damian:So? I was probably worried sick about her because she went home early… right?
Tim, shaking his head: Uhm, we all went home together. She was in the back of the cab sitting beside you when you tried to call her.
Damian:
Jason: You almost killed the cab and kept telling him to hurry up because ‘your angel is waiting for you’.
Damian:
Marinette, trying to hold her laughter: Pffft. Don’t worry, Dae. I thought it was cute.
Dick: Not cute when we almost crashed because he was choking the cab driver.
Marinette/Tim/Jason:*laughing really hard*
Damian:I’m never drinking again.
Marinette: Hey, has anyone seen my top?
Jason, not looking up from his phone: Yeah, Demon Spawn’s in the kitchen.
Marinette:*chokes*
Damian:*spits out his drink*
Marinette:You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.
Damian:I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Todd could fight in that dress either.
Jason:Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Marinette: Mr. Wayne, Tim won’t come out of his room.
Bruce:Just tell him I said something
Marinette:Like what?
Bruce:Anything factually incorrect
Tim, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-
