A fellow guest saw me working out in just my jockstrap in the hotel gym and immediately came over. I was doing weighted squats as he grunted, “Kid, there’s a dress-code here.” Of course I immediately apologised. “I’m sorry Sir, I didn’t realise! Has someone made a complaint?”
He walked around me in a little circle, observing my form as I continued my squats. “Nah… I guess it’s OK… carry on… but say, why are you wearing so little?” I explained that, with such a phat ass, it felt so much better to exercise in something that allowed me so much freedom… even arching my back and twerking a little to demonstrate what I meant. He cupped the ample bulge in his shorts with one meaty paw, grinning sheepishly. “I wish I could workout in just a jock… but I don’t think they make them big enough.”
Being my usual helpful self, I gave him a hot tip. “Actually there’s a sportswear store right across the road that might stock your size. I can see it from my balcony in room 205; you should check it out!” He smirked and rubbed his stubbled chin. “Yeah… I think I will… enjoy your workout kiddo.” With a firm but lingering slap on my jiggling ass, he was gone.
That night, a knock on my hotel room door woke me. Groggily, I answered it in my pyjama thong and was surprised to see the stranger from the gym standing there. He was wearing a brand new jockstrap and a baseball cap with that monstrous bulge already stretching out the pouch in front. He pushed past me quickly to shut the door behind him. “Thanks kid… my wife’s asleep down the hall but I knew you’d wanna see this. You were right! They had one in my size - XXL. Time for you to get a closer look…”
[image description: a tweet by user @indigenousAI saying
“fun fact: as a DV survivor i cannot register to vote because doing so makes my address public. anyone who is fleeing or hiding from an abuser is automatically disenfranchised from the political process and this is a feature, not a bug”]
I don’t know of the original poster might not be aware
but!
if you’ve been a victim of domestic violence, sexual assault, or stalking, you can enroll into the address confidentiality program (free of cost!) and be registered to vote as an absentee voter and your name and address will not be made available for the public
it is super easy to get enrolled - the application takes like 5 minutes, but it has to be with someone who is certified to do it (most likely an advocate! try going to a family justice center in your area or calling the Attorney Generals office in your area!!!!)
ALSO :
you don’t need to have any police reports or have a protection order to qualify!!! you just have to sign stating that you’ve been a victim of one of the aforementioned crimes.
Links to the info for every state in the Wikipedia article:
also because I know a lot of people who assume american standards apply to other countries
this is not the case in the UK, you can chose to have your details on the electoral register private (known as the closed register) when you register, and if you’re currently on the open register you can change it at any time
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Thoughts create feelings. Feelings create actions. Actions create habits. Habits create identity. What you thought is who you’ll be. You have the power to choose which thoughts you’ll focus on. Let the unwanted ones pass.
Moving on from the hard mentality of hustle culture into softness and gentleness. No more working hard to get things to be happy. But instead, being happy where I am to attract more of what I desire.
A single thought can change your whole mood. Make sure you feed yourself the right mental diet. What you hear and see is what you’ll think. Be selective.
No, crying won’t mess with your manifestation. No, bad thoughts won’t make you start all over again. However, how you feel will change everything. Choose what you’ll feel. It’s in your control.
