#all creatures great and small
Tristan: Why does everybody always assume James has a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan.
Helen: Good, go ahead.
Tristan: Oh, that was just hypothetically.
Mrs Hall : Why are you mad?
Siegfried: I don’t know.
Mrs Hall: So for no reason?
Siegfried: Oh no, there’s plenty of reasons I just don’t know which one it is right now.
Helen: How long are we going to stand here and watch him do that?
James: Just… Give him a minute.
Tristan:*desperately trying to push open a door that clearly says pull*
Tristan: Good morning. I have already made one bad decision and I show no signs of stopping.
James and Tristan: We have a problem.
Siegfried:No,YOU have a problem. I have two idiots who keeps making them.
Tristan: Admit it. You like Mrs H.
Siegfried: That’s preposterous.
Siegfried: I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I’m around her? Yes. Does she get me in ways no person ever has? Definetely. But do I like her? What kind of question is that? Have you lost your mind?!!!
Siegfried: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to.
Tristan: Actually, I do more. You just catch seven.
Mrs Hall: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab you. I can make mittens.
Siegfried: What was that middle part?
Mrs Hall: I can make a hat.
Helen: I think Siegfried is a little upset with you.
Tristan:Defineupset.
Helen: He told me to give you this note.
Tristan, reading the note outloud: “Tristan, I hope this note finds you before I do”.
Mrs Hall: You have to apologise to them.
Siegfried: Fine! But I’m warning you, if I apologise I might become a nice person! And that’s not who you fell in love with!
Mrs Hall: … what?
Mrs Hall: Someone’s coming. Someone you don’t like.
Siegfried: That could be literally anyone.
Tristan to Mrs Hall: So, what do we do?
Siegfried: Why are you asking her?
Tristan: Because she’s in charge.
Siegfried: Says who?
Tristan, James and Helen: Says us!
Siegfried: … right.
Tristan: I’m sorry.
Mrs Hall: For what?
Tristan,backing away slowly: You’ll find out…
Tristan: Would you say that you’re independent?
Siegfried:*looks at Audrey*
Audrey:*nods*
Siegfried: Yes, I’d say so.
Siegfried: *chokes on something*
Tristan : Please, big brother, don’t die on us.
Siegfried : Don’t tell me what to do, I’ll die whenever the hell I want!
Mrs Hall: You know those moments when I tell you that something isn’t a good idea-
Siegfried and Tristan: And then we ignore you, yeah.
James: You need a hobby.
Tristan: I have a hobby.
Helen: Staring creepily at Maggie from afar isn’t a hobby.
Siegfried: *does something stupid and gets himself hurt*
Audrey: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I’m going to kill you.