#siegfried x audrey
Mrs Hall : Why are you mad?
Siegfried: I don’t know.
Mrs Hall: So for no reason?
Siegfried: Oh no, there’s plenty of reasons I just don’t know which one it is right now.
Tristan: Admit it. You like Mrs H.
Siegfried: That’s preposterous.
Siegfried: I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I’m around her? Yes. Does she get me in ways no person ever has? Definetely. But do I like her? What kind of question is that? Have you lost your mind?!!!
Mrs Hall: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab you. I can make mittens.
Siegfried: What was that middle part?
Mrs Hall: I can make a hat.
Mrs Hall: Let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three. One, two, three.
Siegfried:
Tristan:
Mrs Hall: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of you.
Mrs Hall: You have to apologise to them.
Siegfried: Fine! But I’m warning you, if I apologise I might become a nice person! And that’s not who you fell in love with!
Mrs Hall: … what?
Mrs Hall: Someone’s coming. Someone you don’t like.
Siegfried: That could be literally anyone.
Tristan: Would you say that you’re independent?
Siegfried:*looks at Audrey*
Audrey:*nods*
Siegfried: Yes, I’d say so.
Siegfried: *does something stupid and gets himself hurt*
Audrey: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I’m going to kill you.
Siegfried: This is Mrs Hall, not just my housekeeper, she’s some other word.
Mrs Hall: I’m his carer.
Siegfried: Yes, my carer. She cares, so I don’t have to.
Audrey holding Siegfried’s face with her hands: I want you to say it.
Siegfried sighs, eye rolls: I deserve happiness, and being loved.
Siegfried:Hmmm.
Mrs Hall:Hmmm?
Siegfried: Hmm. Hm.
Mrs Hall:Hmmm.
Siegfried and Mrs Hall: *nodding at each other before leaving the room*
James: What? Did they understand each other?
Tristan: Of course they did.
James:
Tristan: Just so you know, they were talking about you.
James:WHAT?!
Siegfried: Stop holding my hand. People don’t do that to me.
Mrs Hall: Hush now!
Siegfried: And don’t hush me. I am not a hushing person.
Siegfried:*does something stupid*
Mrs Hall:
Mrs Hall:
Siegfried: It’s cute how you think your disapproving glare still works on me after all the times I’ve seen it.
Mrs Hall:
Siegfried: Oh well, never mind. It still works.
Siegfried: I admit I was wrong about that.
Mrs Hall:Good.
Siegfried:However-
Mrs Hall: No, no, howevers, just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong.
Siegfried*walking into the kitchen*: Morning, Mrs Hall!
Tristan: Do you just not see the three other people in the room or-
Audrey:Iwant to hear those three little words.
Siegfried:I love you.
Audrey: That’s sweet, but try again.
Siegfried:Fine.I will behave.
A little light-hearted something for my All Creatures Great and Small friends And possibly rather funny too! Enjoy x
ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL X ME
The hamper was left on the floor of the study… by me.
series 1 / episode 4
ᴀᴜᴅʀᴇʏ ʜᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱɪᴇɢꜰʀɪᴇᴅ ꜰᴀʀɴᴏɴ ᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ. (4/?)
↳ᴀʟʟ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ, ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 2 ᴇᴘɪꜱᴏᴅᴇ 1.
Don’t even start ❤
ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL X WHERE
series 1 / episode 4
ᴀᴜᴅʀᴇʏ ʜᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱɪᴇɢꜰʀɪᴇᴅ ꜰᴀʀɴᴏɴ ᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ (3/?).
↳ᴀʟʟ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ, ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 2 ᴇᴘɪꜱᴏᴅᴇ 1.
These two ❤
Here at last is the third and final chapter of this fic. Hope you all enjoy x
My apologies for the excessively long wait!! I never intended to leave you all waiting so long! Here, at last, is chapter 2 x
