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JLF Architects Announces May 2022 Release of New Book “Foundations” Published by Rizzoli and Featuring 16 Stunning Legacy Houses

JLF Architects’ announces the publication of “Foundations: Houses by JLF Architects” (Rizzoli New York), debuting on May 3, 2022, and offering an in-depth look at 16 spectacular homes designed by the Bozeman, Montana-based firm in Wyoming, Montana, Utah, Idaho and New…

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Mrs Hall : Why are you mad?

Siegfried: I don’t know.

Mrs Hall: So for no reason?

Siegfried: Oh no, there’s plenty of reasons I just don’t know which one it is right now.

Mrs Hall: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab you. I can make mittens.

Siegfried: What was that middle part?

Mrs Hall: I can make a hat.

Mrs Hall: Let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three. One, two, three.

Siegfried:

Tristan:

Mrs Hall: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of you.

Mrs Hall: You have to apologise to them.

Siegfried: Fine! But I’m warning you, if I apologise I might become a nice person! And that’s not who you fell in love with!

Mrs Hall: … what?

Mrs Hall: Someone’s coming. Someone you don’t like.

Siegfried: That could be literally anyone.

Tristan to Mrs Hall: So, what do we do?

Siegfried: Why are you asking her?

Tristan: Because she’s in charge.

Siegfried: Says who?

Tristan, James and Helen: Says us!

Siegfried: … right.

Tristan: I’m sorry.

Mrs Hall: For what?

Tristan,backing away slowly: You’ll find out…

Tristan: Would you say that you’re independent?

Siegfried:*looks at Audrey*

Audrey:*nods*

Siegfried: Yes, I’d say so.

Mrs Hall: You know those moments when I tell you that something isn’t a good idea-

Siegfried and Tristan: And then we ignore you, yeah.

Siegfried: *does something stupid and gets himself hurt*

Audrey: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I’m going to kill you.

Siegfried: This is Mrs Hall, not just my housekeeper, she’s some other word.

Mrs Hall: I’m his carer.

Siegfried: Yes, my carer. She cares, so I don’t have to.

Audrey holding Siegfried’s face with her hands: I want you to say it.

Siegfried sighs, eye rolls: I deserve happiness, and being loved.

Siegfried:Hmmm.

Mrs Hall:Hmmm?

Siegfried: Hmm. Hm.

Mrs Hall:Hmmm.

Siegfried and Mrs Hall: *nodding at each other before leaving the room*

James: What? Did they understand each other?

Tristan: Of course they did.

James:

Tristan: Just so you know, they were talking about you.

James:WHAT?!

Siegfried: Stop holding my hand. People don’t do that to me.

Mrs Hall: Hush now!

Siegfried: And don’t hush me. I am not a hushing person.

Mrs Hall: James and your brother are screaming and shouting outside, don’t you think you should do something?

Tristan: You’re right, Mrs H, I should.

Tristan:*closes the curtains*

Tristan:*sips tea*

Siegfried:*does something stupid*

Mrs Hall:

Mrs Hall:

Siegfried: It’s cute how you think your disapproving glare still works on me after all the times I’ve seen it.

Mrs Hall:

Siegfried: Oh well, never mind. It still works.

Mrs Hall: Be nice.

Siegfried, about Tristan: Yes… well, how do I tell him politely that I want to hit him with a cricket bat?

Siegfried: I admit I was wrong about that.

Mrs Hall:Good.

Siegfried:However-

Mrs Hall: No, no, howevers, just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong.

Tristan: I folded my clothes.

Mrs Hall: You wadded them into a ball.

Tristan: I folded them in a circle.

Audrey:Iwant to hear those three little words.

Siegfried:I love you.

Audrey: That’s sweet, but try again.

Siegfried:Fine.I will behave.