#alto sax
Do you know how long it takes to wrap a tuba in wrapping paper?
Too fucking long.
A part I heard my band director sing during a sax sectional:
daaaa daaa daaa daaaAAAA DAAAH FUCK
Do you know how long it takes to wrap a tuba in wrapping paper?
Too fucking long.
Too. Fucking. Long.
So band camp was last week, I would like you guys to meet box boy
God I love band life so much
Y’all, guess what bad bitch just got section leader
This dumbass freshman lol I have no clue what I’m doing or how I got here plz send help
ive said it before and ill say it again: astrological signs, meyers briggs, uquiz tests; all fake bullshit that have nothing to do with someones personality. but the instrument you played in highschool band/orchestra? that shit’s realer than math. youre branded for life. i may not be able to guess which instrument you played but as soon as you tell me itll IMMEDIATELY make sense
One of the saxes was giving out info about his potluck for this Friday and you can imagine how 130 high schoolers reacted when he revealed that it’s being catered by BJs
IF YOU PLAY THE 2nd, 3rd, OR 4th PART OF THE MUSIC IN YOUR BAND, YOU ARE IMPORTANT. I’M COMPOSING A PIECE AND THE HARMONIES PROVIDED BY THESE PARTS LITERALLY ALMOST MADE ME CRY. DO NOT DOUBT YOUR IMPORTANCE.
