That one kid: How do I vent like (insert color here)?

Everyone else:

That one kid:

That one crew mate 10 seconds in waiting to call an emergency meeting to say he saw someone vent:

Me in ghost chat sitting back and watching my old crewmates who threw me out continue to make the same dumb mistakes:

When someone calls an emergency meeting right as you’re about to finish a long task:

What your Among Us color says about you!

Red: you probably like red

Orange: you probably like orange

Cyan: you probably like cyan

Pink: you probably like pink

Lime Green: you probably like lime green

Black: you probably like black

White: you probably like white

Purple: you probably like purple

Brown: you probably like brown

Blue: you probably like blue (babadeebabadie)

Dark green: you probably like dark green

Yellow: you probably like yellow

I just think they’re neat.

I’m too dummy thicc and the sound of my booty cheeks keeps alerting the imposter

Identity V Characters Playing Among Us

Norton: cochie man

Eli: guys, what is cochie man????

Mike: i’m the cochie man

Eli: what is cochie man

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Emily: why are mine and martha’s names red

Martha:

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Helena: i saw fiona vent. it’s her

José: you what

Helena: i saw fiona vent

José:

José:youwhat

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Naib: guys it’s me

Naib: it’s literally me, i’m the impostor

Naib: guys pls believe me

Aesop: naib can you shut the fuck up for a second i’m trying to sabotage o2 just shut up

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William: why does it say sabotage instead of use

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Patricia: what happened?

Luca: did someone die?

Victor: no im just miss u guys

Victor was not the impostor.

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also aesop would show no fucking mercy as impostor change my mind

Orange is sus

He tries his best