#anti wandavision
It finally dawned on me what bothered me about Wandavision Wanda was doing what Poison Ivy was doing in the Batman the animated series episode Home & Garden did but on a much larger scale
lizzie olsen’s white ass saying that she “fought” to wear a costume/headdress based on wanda’s romani background and literally referring to it as a “gypsy thing” is why exactly yall need to stop supporting white people when they steal roles from romani actors. gadje don’t treat us like an actual people, with our own language and history and traditions. they rarely ever touch on the violence and oppression we experience ESPECIALLY IN EUROPE. we’re a costume to gadje. we’re something cutesy and quirky that they can slip on for halloween or for their shitty marvel shows and then take off because at the end of the day they’re gadje, always white ones at that. meanwhile in europe, actual romani don’t receive aid from local governments during pandemics and are subject to brutal violence from police.
like this is a roundabout way of me saying stop supporting the wendysiri show, but like………stop supporting the wendysiri show.
! Multiverse of Madness spoilers !
Idk bro maybe it’s just me but the concept of a Jewish Romani woman being whitewashed and made christian and having her willingly join nazis in the first movie she’s in. And then commit mass murder in the most recent movie. Maybe wasn’t the best choice for the character. Yk. From a personal standpoint. I do not think that having a woman who was canonically Jewish and Romani be a nazi and later commit mass murder was the best decision to have ever been made. But yk. That might just be me. Could be wrong. But. Yk. Hm.
Also don’t really vibe with the whole “mother grieving the loss of her children goes Absolutely Insane and kills….. other…….. people’s….. young.. children………” Uhh. Okay buddy. That sure does Make Sense and is Totally Sympathetic?? Somehow???
yeah sure let’s compare D.I.D to wendy creating a crappy comedy show cuz her vibrator went off battery. oh please.
(It’s funny tho, since moon knight is at least still jewish and she’s just…not).
Thor is game.
Bruce nopes out four minutes in.
Nat lost a bet to Hawkeye so she has no choice.
The Wookie scenes: Wanda accidently broadcasts what she’s hearing to every mind within a thousand mile radius.
Jefferson Starship: Tony Stark, Scott Lang, and Marie Ant-toinette all vote this special is not completely unsalvageable.
Ava Starr finds joy in seeing the Storm Trooper decapitate the baby stuffed bantha.
Valkyrie has everything she needs to get through this. Her favorite scene is Bea Arthur’s number “Just One More Round Friend.”
Wanda has recovered from the Wookie conversations and VR pornos, and is now totally a fan of Bantha Surprise.
“It’s easy Viz. Look, I’ll stir, stir, stir, whip, whip whip and beat, beat, beat, and you just have the ingredients ready for me. Now all together and at an increased tempo, cooking CAN be fun! STIRR STIRR WHIP STIRR WHIP STIR BEAT….”
But as soon as the Wookies start singing, Clint has had enough, and puts an arrow through the TV screen.
