#aph castile

Castile: Where did you get that rock?

Spain: Romano gave it to me!

Chibi Romano: No, I threw it at your head!

Spain: He’s so sweet.

Spain: *Takes out map*

Spain: God it’s a barren featureless desert out there, isn’t it?

Castile: The other side, Antonio.

Spain: *Turns map over*

Spain: Oh.

Castile: “Be a leader,” they said…

Castile: “It’ll be fun,” they said…

Belgium: PUT IT OUT!!! PUT IT OUT!!!

Romano: I CAN’T, IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!!!

Spain: GO GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!!!

The Netherlands: IT’S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER, DUMBASS!!!

Castile, sighing: Don’t listen to them. Don’t.