#aph incorrect quotes
Romano, at any given moment
Germany describing Italy
Prussia: You read my diary?!
Hungary: At first I didn’t realise it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten novel.
Russia, on the phone: I’m watching you.
Poland:…
Poland: Do I look good?
-England
America, after being called out on his late night eating
Romano: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry-
Prussia: It’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
Finland, on the phone: Just snap his knees and then he’ll talk, I’m at a parent-teacher conference.
Finland: Anyways, you said Peter is enjoying art class! That’s great.
Prussia: I have an army.
Austria: I have Hungary.
Sweden: Everyone in Sweden speaks English.
Sweden: I also speak Norwegian, Dutch, German, French, Russian and Finnish.
Sweden: But not Danish.
Sweden: (Glares at Denmark)
Sweden: That is a garbage language for garbage people.
Romano: Then I remembered alcohol existed.
Romano: *chugs wine*
Romano: Thank you alcohol.
Everyone at the world meeting
America: I, um, made a mistake.
England: I can see that.
Canada: Alfred makes lots of mistakes.
Estonia: Your husband is quite… uh, intense,isn’t he?
Finland: Oh, don’t mind Mr Sweden, he’s just a little overprotective, is all.
Estonia:…A little?
Germany: Can you do me a favour?
Prussia: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.
Germany: Cool, can you wash the dishes?
Prussia:…Ok.
England, trying to tell France that he cares about him.
Castile: Where did you get that rock?
Spain: Romano gave it to me!
Chibi Romano: No, I threw it at your head!
Spain: He’s so sweet.
France: Do you have your wallet?
Spain: (Slaps his ass so hard everyone can hear it)
Spain: (Sighs)…I do not.
Norway: A beer for me, and he’ll have a Capri Sun.
Iceland: Norge, I’m an adult!
Iceland: I can order my own damn Capri Sun.
Prussia: Excuse me, men don’t have diaries. We have journals.
England: Captain’s log.
America: Stardate 2379.4
Canada: Spock says things are “fine” but I feel he’s lost interest in me.
