listen. I just think it would be really funny if part of the reason Apollo Justice is really unimpressed by Klavier being a literal rock star is that Apollo is like “what? it’s just singing,it’s not like it’s hard!you just do it!” because he does not know that he is the son of an internationally famous and respected singer (possibly two?? I haven’t played spirit of justice) and no one has sat him down and explained that no, actually, most people cannotjust hit that many notes and actually it’s INCREDIBLY UNFAIR that he can still do so after all of the terrible things he does to his voice
honestly, shoutout to klavier gavin for managing to simp for every living descendent of magnifi gramarye independently even when neither he nor they know that any of them are related to each other. walking 23andme test of a man.
Back in gay lawyer hell with my favorite purple prosecutor and The Devil. Why do all of my favorite characters have daddy/brother issues? .__.
My headcanon is that Kristoph wanted to gtfo of Germany as fast as possible, so he only applied to American law schools (or Themis I guess) and stopped speaking German as soon as he could. Klavier is along for that ride (he’s saying “You’re so strange.”) I have… so many Gavin headcanons.
Apollo: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars? Trucy: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Phoenix: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million. Trucy: Good thinking.
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Phoenix, setting down a card: Ace of spades Athena, pulling out an Uno card:+4 Trucy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Apollo, trembling: What are we playing
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Morgan:What are your goals? Pearl:To pet all the dogs. Morgan:No, medium training goals. Pearl: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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*at the prosecutor’s office*
Nahyuta: Good morning. Franziska: Good morning. Simon: Good morning. Edgeworth: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Klavier, barging in: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Edgeworth: I think Kay was right. Gumshoe: I’m surprised she hasn’t marched in here to say ‘I told you so.’ Franziska: She wouldn’t do that. Kay: You’re right. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that. Kay: *turns around, the shirt she’s wearing says 'Kay Told You So’ on the back*
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Edgeworth: How many kids do you have? Phoenix: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Edgeworth during 1-4: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Phoenix, motioning to himself and Maya: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Mia: You often use humor to deflect trauma Godot: Thank you Mia I didn’t say that was a good thing Godot: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny
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Pearl: Trucy, I’m sad. Trucy: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Apollo: Klavier, I’m sad. Klavier, nodding: Mood.
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Phoenix: *Gets down on one knee* Dahlia: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Phoenix: *Falls over* Dahlia: The poison is kicking in.
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Apollo: Please, I’m begging you, go to a doctor. Trucy: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
I love the Apollo game because they’ll be like “Phoenix Wright got hit by a car and flew 30 feet and hit a telephone pole and walked away with just a sprained ankle” and that’s not even the main focus of the case that’s just something that happened earlier the night of the murder
At some point in Dual Destinies’ development, it was apparently planned to have Apollo seem like he legitimately died in the Courtroom No. 4 bombing/when Tonate bonked him with the piece of rubble, only for his living status to be revealed near the end of the game.
I think that would’ve been interesting, but I agree with the developers when I think it might’ve been a bit much (especially with the mess of plot the game was)
