#franziska von karma

i think franziska would get an air fryer just to feel included. she hears a certain funny phrase one day and immediately rushes to the precinct to use it and before she can get her sentence fully out (”bold of you to assume i have-”), gumshoe chimes in with “-an air fryer? oh sir you should try them, they make cooking a breeze!”

this culminates with–after a bit of dejection and HMMPH-ing–franziska and the detective going to target to buy her an air fryer. she uses it exactly once

I have not posted art in a hot minute here, just sort of let it pile up. It’s just blorbos 1 and 2 from video games

sorry to post more pokemon on my ace attorney sideblog but this character is franziska von karma in 10-15 years

here’s some ace attorney quotes have fun

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Apollo: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Trucy:  You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Phoenix: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.
Trucy: Good thinking.

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Phoenix, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Athena, pulling out an Uno card:+4
Trucy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Apollo, trembling: What are we playing

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Morgan:What are your goals?
Pearl:To pet all the dogs.
Morgan:No, medium training goals.
Pearl: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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*at the prosecutor’s office*

Nahyuta: Good morning.
Franziska: Good morning.
Simon: Good morning.
Edgeworth: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Klavier, barging in: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Edgeworth: I think Kay was right.
Gumshoe: I’m surprised she hasn’t marched in here to say ‘I told you so.’
Franziska: She wouldn’t do that.
Kay: You’re right. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that.
Kay: *turns around, the shirt she’s wearing says 'Kay Told You So’ on the back*

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Edgeworth: How many kids do you have?
Phoenix: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Edgeworth during 1-4: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Phoenix, motioning to himself and Maya: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Mia: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Godot: Thank you
Mia I didn’t say that was a good thing
Godot: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny

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Pearl: Trucy, I’m sad.
Trucy: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Apollo: Klavier, I’m sad.
Klavier, nodding: Mood.

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Phoenix: *Gets down on one knee*
Dahlia: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Phoenix: *Falls over*
Dahlia: The poison is kicking in.

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Apollo: Please, I’m begging you, go to a doctor.
Trucy: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

I’m a bit late but I needed to post a little something for the 20th anniversary!!

Some chibi-style art I hadn’t seen until recently

not 100% sure where it’s from but it seems to be official

*Addition: It seems to be from a trilogy fanbook/guide(?) according to some people

Full 2hr long video of Turnabout Gold-Medal stageplay is found on BiliBili. (CN sub)

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1pK411P7rx?from=search&seid=270201237941695971

thank you, @grumpy-blueberry for linking this!

alright translators, you know what to do.

“All your coworkers are fools…”

“-my colleagues are the most foolish of fools-!”

“…can’t even follow basic procedure…”

“-they cannot even follow the most basic of procedures-!”

“…in spite of their years of seniority…”

“-when they have been doing this job far longer than I myself have-!”

“…how they survived without you, you don’t know…”

“-how they managed without me this long I shall never understand-!”

“…Miss Andrews would do a better job and this isn’t even her field…”

“-Adrian Andrews would do a far superior job and she is a business manager, not an Interpol agent-!”

“…and also perfect in all ways and you wish you could see her in person more often…”

“-yes, and she is perfect in all ways and I do- wait a moment… MILES EDGEWORTH!!!”

“Hm?” Miles looks up from his paperwork to where Franziska is now seething down at him, “I apologize, but I am rather busy today, so I thought I would summarize your exultations over Miss Andrews’s virtues a tad – it is one of the longest parts of this script.”

His sister boils down at him, her face clashing with her hair rather terribly. “You-! You-!”

Miles gets through several more pages of text while Franziska abandons English to yell at him in her far wider and more colourful German vocabulary while cracking her whip furiously against the floor. When she finally runs out of steam, he stands slightly and looks over his desk to examine the results before returning his gaze to her. “I’m going to bill you to get those marks scuffed out, meine Schwester.”

“I will not pay,” she snaps back, arms folded, “Younger brothers should show proper respect for their elder sisters, you have brought this upon yourself!”

“Ah, but is it not the job of the elder to set a good example for the younger?” Miles sits back in his chair with a smirk, “Is your behaviour just now truly that which you wish me to emulate? And does not a responsible elder sister admit to her own wrongdoings and correct them herself, rather than forcing the responsibility upon another?”

Franziska seethes, but he can tell his arguments are having at least some effect. The vaunted position of ‘elder sister’ is one she’s clung to for sixteen years now, and she finds it highly gratifying that he goes along with this, acknowledges her as the elder, but at the same time it drives her wild when he uses it against her. Still, she has her own sense of honour, and a few more careful nudges will have her accepting responsibility and paying for the damages.

Unfortunately for both his floor and his wallet, Miles decided years ago that if he’s going to be a younger sibling, he’s absolutely going to be a brat about it. So, “Besides, is it not also the prerogative of a younger brother to mock his elder sister in regards to those she fancies?”

She goes pale and red with rage both at once and, oh yes, he’s definitely going to need to hire a professional to fix his floor- [“MILES EDGEWORTH, YOU ILL-MANNERED, UNGRATEFUL, POORLY-THOUGHT-OUT EXCUSE FOR A RECALCIENT MONKEY-BRAINED PARODY OF A HUMAN BEING-!!!”]

With the ease of long practice he tunes her out and gets back to his papers, doing his best not to smile. He should probably be more sympathetic, considering his own romantic predicaments, but, really, she makes it too easy sometimes…

(A scene from my fic Saturation that I’m still quite fond of, but which can get a little overshadowed by the rest of the chapter it’s in!)

hey remember when franziska spent an entire night trying to solve five trick locks with nearly 100 combinations each to save maya’s life or…?

old Fradrian request ~

I made this months ago.

Taking a closer look to the opposite MBTI personalities with Ace Attorney characters!