Apollo: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars? Trucy: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Phoenix: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million. Trucy: Good thinking.
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Phoenix, setting down a card: Ace of spades Athena, pulling out an Uno card:+4 Trucy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Apollo, trembling: What are we playing
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Morgan:What are your goals? Pearl:To pet all the dogs. Morgan:No, medium training goals. Pearl: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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*at the prosecutor’s office*
Nahyuta: Good morning. Franziska: Good morning. Simon: Good morning. Edgeworth: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Klavier, barging in: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Edgeworth: I think Kay was right. Gumshoe: I’m surprised she hasn’t marched in here to say ‘I told you so.’ Franziska: She wouldn’t do that. Kay: You’re right. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that. Kay: *turns around, the shirt she’s wearing says 'Kay Told You So’ on the back*
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Edgeworth: How many kids do you have? Phoenix: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Edgeworth during 1-4: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Phoenix, motioning to himself and Maya: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Mia: You often use humor to deflect trauma Godot: Thank you Mia I didn’t say that was a good thing Godot: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny
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Pearl: Trucy, I’m sad. Trucy: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Apollo: Klavier, I’m sad. Klavier, nodding: Mood.
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Phoenix: *Gets down on one knee* Dahlia: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Phoenix: *Falls over* Dahlia: The poison is kicking in.
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Apollo: Please, I’m begging you, go to a doctor. Trucy: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Only bad things can come from people reading jokes off of candy wrappers. It’s true. A candy wrapper killed my great step-cousin.
This one took way too long to finish but I am glad it’s finished. I have some new scenes planned and am building new updated rigs for some familiar characters. Also I just want to say, I did drink several lattes while working on this scene. Get absolutely dunked, Godot, lattes are delicious.
Thank you to @themornal for doing the voice work for Phoenix and Godot as well as the audio editing, and @8edhead for doing the voice of Maya.
A family doesnt have to be conventional! Sometimes it can be 3 defense attorneys, 1 dead defense attorney, 5 prosecutors, 2 spirit mediums, 2 detectives, a policewoman turned waitress, a guy, a thief, and a magician!
I am being self indulgent again :,0) but I missed drawing miego very much,,,
[Image Description: A digital drawing of Diego Armando and Mia Fey. In the bottom left of the image, Diego and Mia are laying on their sides together. Diego has his arm wrapped around Mia’s shoulder from behind. He is kissing her cheek with closed eyes and a happy expression. His nails are painted in the trans flag colors and he is wearing a red tank top. Mia’s eyes are closed and she is smiling. Her right hand is visible and painted in the same trans pride colors. She is wearing a light purple tank top and a warm orange colored blanket is covering them from the waist down. Behind them is a window with a sunrise beaming in. In the top right is a shoulders-up drawing of Diego and Mia from a side view. They are leaning their foreheads against each other with smiles. Mia has her right hand rested on Diego’s chest and he is holding it with both his hands. In the top left of the image is dialogue between them that reads:
Mia: Diego…
Diego: Mm?
Mia: Have you made coffee yet?
Diego: Yes, ma’am. It’s waiting for you along with your estrogen.
anyway. there’s definitely something there about how diego armando is a defense attorney but godot is a prosecutor. how he fails as a defense attorney because of circumstances outside of his control but how he fails as a prosecutor because he ends up acting too much like a defense attorney which means acting too much like diego armando. dahlia hawthorne may not have killed godot but she did succeed in killing diego armando because once he wakes up there’s practically nothing left of what his life was before he was poisoned; godot is an act to disguise how fucking broken he is on the inside, and how incapable he is of… well, living. if you don’t question all the coffee and the puns and the “undefeated prosecutor” and his vitriol towards phoenix you won’t have to face the fact that this larger-than-life figure is barely living at all
Some doodles I’ve done over the past weeks. Most of them (all) are for my current OT3 (Franziska/Godot/Simon K), and for an AU where Simon K takes part to an experimental programm for prisoners to convert some of their sentence years in time spent to learn a job and then serve the community (if any offense is done, they’ll serve those years as intended + the new sentence). Simon ends up becoming an investigator (not out of redemption, but mostly because he now wants an opportunity at living his life without fear, knows he’ll be good as an investigator + feels like he can get more control over his paranoia here). He works under Gumshoe.
In this AU, he didn’t met Diego in jail because he (along with Blackquill) was in a protected part of the jail, from being an ex-defense attorney and prosecutor. He got out of jail earlier, and given the lack of prosecutors due to Miles clearing from corrupted prosecutors (and investigators too, which could justify the program and Simon being allowed to become an investigator), Diego was allowed to go back to being a prosecutor. There, he found himself working alongside Franziska, and after some due apologies, the two actually went along and eventually got together (and married).
Diego meets Simon later, when Simon is the lead investigator on a case. As they work on several cases together, they get a strong crush on each other, and eventually (after some drama and stuff but I won’t go into details here, this caption is already way too long), they get together (with Franziska’s approval).
Last doodle is my headcannoned Diego’s sister. She’s Diego’s identical twin (yes, she’s trans), and they lost touch a long time ago when Diego left the house to become a defense attorney.
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