#assassination classroom incorrect quotes
Priest: Do you, Isogai Yuuma, take Maehara Yuuma to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Isogai: I do
Karma, whispering: That’s gay.
rio, to karma: i dare you to—
gakushuu: karma isn’t allowed to accept dares.
karma: apparently I have “no regard for my personal safety”
Gakushuu: You can’t wake up if you never got to sleep.
Karma: Wanna hear a joke?
Gakushuu: Not really
Karma:Pleaseeeee?
Gakushuu:Fine
Karma: Knock knock!
Gakushuu: Come in
Karma:
Gakushuu:
Karma: I hate you
Nagisa: Are you two dating?
Karma:NO!
Gakushuu:NO!
Rio: Double negative - That’s a yes!
Hiromi: Is Nagisa here?
Koro-sensei: Uh, you know what-
Nagisa: *Throws himself out the window*
Koro-sensei: He just left
Koro-sensei, after a long day of assassination attempts: Listen, you’re my students and I love you, but you’re all terrible
Chiba: I’ve got all this panic but sadly no disco
Gakushuu, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs”
Gakushuu:…
Gakushuu: At what?
Nakamura: I read an article about how what you save your father’s name as on your cell phone says a lot about your relationship with him.
Sugino: “I’ve got him saved as father.”
Nagisa: “Dad.” whispering: my mother’s a different story…
Yukiko: “Mr. Kanzaki.”
Gakushuu: “Principal.”
Karma: “Sperm donor.”
Nakamura: …
Nakamura: “Are parent issues a prerequisite to enter Kunugigaoka?”
(seriously though are they?)
Nagisa’s would be more like
“You guys have dads?”
And everyone just hugs him dgdvz
