#incorrect assclass
Priest: Do you, Isogai Yuuma, take Maehara Yuuma to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Isogai: I do
Karma, whispering: That’s gay.
Gakushuu: You can’t wake up if you never got to sleep.
Nagisa: Can’t you see I’m upset? What kind of friend are you?!
Karma: Look, I am not the friend you call up when you need a shoulder to lean on. I am someone you call when you need a death to look like an accident.
Karma: Wanna hear a joke?
Gakushuu: Not really
Karma:Pleaseeeee?
Gakushuu:Fine
Karma: Knock knock!
Gakushuu: Come in
Karma:
Gakushuu:
Karma: I hate you
Nagisa: Are you two dating?
Karma:NO!
Gakushuu:NO!
Rio: Double negative - That’s a yes!
Hiromi: Is Nagisa here?
Koro-sensei: Uh, you know what-
Nagisa: *Throws himself out the window*
Koro-sensei: He just left
Koro-sensei, after a long day of assassination attempts: Listen, you’re my students and I love you, but you’re all terrible
Chiba: I’ve got all this panic but sadly no disco
Gakushuu, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs”
Gakushuu:…
Gakushuu: At what?
