#aunty tams gotham tips

✨Aunty Tam’s Tips ✨

-> Surviving in Gotham for new Gothamite’s <-

Tip #1

Mind your business

I’m not playin’

Mind your mfing buisiness

If you walk by a sus alley and see a potential villain meetup/drug deal. Mind. Your. Business.

There’s literally people with wack ass costumes that run around in gotham who fight these people on a regular basis.

If you make eye contact with the villain (criminal, mob boss, etc.) show them you ain’t finna snitch. Either by…

1. Drop some money on the alleys entrance, then calmly get out of there.

2. Don’t spare a second glance, keep your gaze forward, do not show any inner turmoil on wether you should call for help.

3. Literally show that you ain’t saw shit. My personal favourite is when I make eye contact, put on some shades and pull out a walking stick. (Basically pretend to be blind)

3.5 Another variation you could do is miming zipping your mouth shut.

4. If you show ANY hesitation, they will be on yo ass

5. Again, it really depends on the situation. If it’s a well known criminal/villain/mobster/gangster/assassin, leave it alone.

6. If it’s some drunk bastard bothering a girl, go crazy my friend. (Essentially, if it’s a low class criminal, help em if y’a want. But usually the Bats are taking care of it.)