Movie night debate

So I was watching Thor with my cousin, brother and two friends. I was the only girl, and as far as I am aware, the only one attracted to guys.

Cousin: Thor is seriously jacked! *looks at me* he’s hot right?

Me: I mean, yeah, but Loki is definitly hotter.

Everyone: …

Brother: What?!

Friend: He has like greasy hair

Me: How do I explain….

Me:…

Me: EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE AND INTELLECT OKAY!?!

Voltron?

My brother and I are sitting in the kitchen talking about Voltron

Brother: Lance is best paladin!

Me: no way! Pidge figures out all the solutions!

Mom: *walks in* are you going on about that show again? Age of Voltron?

Brother and I: *dying of laugter*

Mom: *confused* what?

Me: there is “Age of Ultron” and there is “Voltron” completely unrelated

Brother: *manages to stop laughing long enough to shout* “PALADINS ASSEMBLE”