Talent?

Brother and I: *dancing and singing anime openings*

Mom: *walks in*

Brother and I: *freeze*

Mom: was that french?

Brother and I: ….

Me:YEP!

Brother: uhhhh project

Mom: ok? *walks away*

Brother and I: …. *recomence “perfect” rendition of “THE DAY”*

((we are canadian. We study french at school and are bilingual, our parents are not and conveniently assume whatever we speak that is not english is some form of homework))

Movie night debate

So I was watching Thor with my cousin, brother and two friends. I was the only girl, and as far as I am aware, the only one attracted to guys.

Cousin: Thor is seriously jacked! *looks at me* he’s hot right?

Me: I mean, yeah, but Loki is definitly hotter.

Everyone: …

Brother: What?!

Friend: He has like greasy hair

Me: How do I explain….

Me:…

Me: EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE AND INTELLECT OKAY!?!

Me: I get the last piece of cake!

Brother: too bad I already have it!

Me: I’LL TELL THE INTERNET YOU LIKE MIRACULEUSE LADYBUG!

brother: you wouldn’t dare!

And here we are. I did not get the cake.

Cake is thicker than blood

Kpop closet

Me: OMG! BTS is coming to Toronto!!!!

Brother: really!??! We have to go!!!

Brother…

Me…

Brother: you ask mom

Me: no way! Besides, you need to get out of the fanboy closet

Brother: so do you!

Me: yeah, but already came out once! Your turn!

Brother…

Me…

Me: guess we’re not going to Toronto…

Voltron?

My brother and I are sitting in the kitchen talking about Voltron

Brother: Lance is best paladin!

Me: no way! Pidge figures out all the solutions!

Mom: *walks in* are you going on about that show again? Age of Voltron?

Brother and I: *dying of laugter*

Mom: *confused* what?

Me: there is “Age of Ultron” and there is “Voltron” completely unrelated

Brother: *manages to stop laughing long enough to shout* “PALADINS ASSEMBLE”