Talent?

Brother and I: *dancing and singing anime openings*

Mom: *walks in*

Brother and I: *freeze*

Mom: was that french?

Brother and I: ….

Me:YEP!

Brother: uhhhh project

Mom: ok? *walks away*

Brother and I: …. *recomence “perfect” rendition of “THE DAY”*

((we are canadian. We study french at school and are bilingual, our parents are not and conveniently assume whatever we speak that is not english is some form of homework))

Movie night debate

So I was watching Thor with my cousin, brother and two friends. I was the only girl, and as far as I am aware, the only one attracted to guys.

Cousin: Thor is seriously jacked! *looks at me* he’s hot right?

Me: I mean, yeah, but Loki is definitly hotter.

Everyone: …

Brother: What?!

Friend: He has like greasy hair

Me: How do I explain….

Me:…

Me: EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE AND INTELLECT OKAY!?!

Science teacher appreciation post

Chem teacher: *holding a flaming styrofoam cup and smiling* well this isn’t going to work

Bio teacher: *lifts two of the largest guys in my class over his shoulder like sacks of potatoes* see, Mark was easier to pick up because I had him stand on a stool, thats what enzymes do

Physics teacher: *holds up a skateboard* You are all going to build crash barriers based on what we have learned this unit. I will sit on this and be launched into them to measure the force they absorb. You all fail if I end up in the ER.

Honestly science teachers love what they teach so much and they are why I love science. Also is being crazy like a job requirement?

Kpop closet

Me: OMG! BTS is coming to Toronto!!!!

Brother: really!??! We have to go!!!

Brother…

Me…

Brother: you ask mom

Me: no way! Besides, you need to get out of the fanboy closet

Brother: so do you!

Me: yeah, but already came out once! Your turn!

Brother…

Me…

Me: guess we’re not going to Toronto…

Voltron?

My brother and I are sitting in the kitchen talking about Voltron

Brother: Lance is best paladin!

Me: no way! Pidge figures out all the solutions!

Mom: *walks in* are you going on about that show again? Age of Voltron?

Brother and I: *dying of laugter*

Mom: *confused* what?

Me: there is “Age of Ultron” and there is “Voltron” completely unrelated

Brother: *manages to stop laughing long enough to shout* “PALADINS ASSEMBLE”