#vld lance
I did this. To all the sheith shippers, I apologize and I really don’t care what you ship but I saw an opportunity and I took it.
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Lance: what the fuck!
Shiro: Lance, language!
Lance: whom the fuck!
Shiro:no–
Lance: here you go, Shiro. Got you a nice hot cup of coffe.
Shiro: thanks, but this is cold.
Lance:a nice cup of coffe.
Shiro: … it tastes horrible.
Lance: cup of coffe.
Shiro: I’m not sure if this is even coffe…
Lance: … cup.
Pidge: tell me something I don’t know.
Lance: you can’t spell “advertisements” without semen between the tits.
Pidge: shut the fuck up.
Hunk: they’re called leggings because you put your le-
Hunk: you put your leg-
Hunk: they’re called leggings because-
Lance: take your time.
I wonder what the paladins would do if they ever get rid of their wisdom teeth…
Someone probably already did this but oh well
Lotor:*breathes*
Lance:
Shiro to Lance: you have to make peace with your demons.
Lance:
I made a “draw the squad” thing with voltron and holy quiznak it was so much fun to draw x)
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Lance: *taking off shirt* god it’s so hot in here
Keith: Yeah, but why are you taking off my shirt?
voltron headcanons no one asked for
- (If Adam was alive) Lance and Adam are best friends™ and have a lot of inside jokes. Shiro and Keith are constantly scared of these two.
- Platonic Kidge. Pidge and Keith are conspiracy theorie freaks and could talk hour about it. (Pidge secretly doesn’t trust the government)
- Matt teaches/shows Romelle memes
- Everyone ships Klance and they are open about it. Pidge “Tell your boyfriend to shut up” Keith “Lance is not my boyfriend” Pidge “Yeah, and I am Morgan Freeman”.
- Shiro makes a lot of gay jokes
- Shiro uses het emojis
- The Paladins call Coran “Uncle Coran” most of the time (Like they call Shiro “Dad”)
- A lot of adults are actually really scared of Pidge
- The Paladins have a “Hunk’s cookies friday”. Hunk makes cookies every Friday and they all have a movie night.
- Pidge secretly likes MCR
- Keith is a weeb
- The first time Keith heard about “Klance” he asked Lance what it means. After Lance explained it to Keith, they both got really red and were awkward around each other for a week
- Lance adopted a cat and names her Blue (Blue and Kosmo are getting along really well)
- Lance worships the bee-movie
- Pidge, Hunk, and Lance call the Galra “Furries (is that how you write it?) Including Keith
- Lance wants to know what shampoo Lotor used
- Adam is the cooler dad™
Update!!
The zines are here and we are now preparing to ship! We are still waiting on some of the merch to come in, so the zine only orders are going to be sent out tomorrow. As soon as the rest of the stuff comes in, which should be just before Christmas, we will send those out.
Thank you so much for your patience everyone!
Last day for preorders! Get the zine here!
Preorder the zine here!
Preorder the zine here!
Preorder the zine here!
Preorder the zine here!
Good news! The preorder deadline for the Arms of the Ocean Zine has been extended until Sept 23. Thank you so much to all of you who have already made purchases, and thank you to all who have been sharing these posts! You all are fantastic!
Here is the link once again, have a wonderful night!
