#bad batch incorrect quotes
Hunter:Wtf do you say after you kiss someone.
Wrecker:Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and smash that notification bell!
Tech: Compliment on their tactic. Elaborate on what a fascinating sensation they provided, and if mutual pleasure is reached, inquire about an additional act of relation—
Crosshair: You want a mint.
Crosshair: If she says no, tell her you’re not asking.
Hunter:*awkwardly putting the ring back into his pocket because he’s a fucking sap for Cyare and one kiss already got him weak* Oh… okay…
Hunter:So just to be clear, no proposing?
The boys:
Hunter:Can I ask a dumb question?
Crosshair:Better than anyone I know.
Crosshair: If you heard anything bad about me
Crosshair: believe all that shit and leave me the fuck alone.
Hunter: What’s wrong with you?
Crosshair: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
Crosshair: I suffer from a disease called “can load the dishwasher correctly.” It’s incredibly rare, very few people have it.
Wrecker:What abt unloading it.
Crosshair:Unloading doesn’t require you to think about jet angles or the unique shittyness of any given dishwasher, and can be delegated to any household member with a brain.
