#star wars incorrect quotes
Y/N: Well, this is a nice change of scenery.
Kylo: It’s a prison cell.
Y/N: I was being sarcastic.
anakin: i have some good news
obi wan: what is it?
anakin: i’ve finally conquered my feat of ghosts
obi wan: that’s the spirit
anakin: oh no, where?!
obi wan: you may be verified on twitter but are you verified in the eyes of the Force?
ahsoka: omg just shut the fuck up
padme: yeah dude it’s getting weird
anakin, whispering: but am I verified??
Hunter:WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO—
Omega:It was me.
Hunter:…Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Hunter:Can I ask a dumb question?
Crosshair:Better than anyone I know.
Crosshair: If you heard anything bad about me
Crosshair: believe all that shit and leave me the fuck alone.
Crosshair: I suffer from a disease called “can load the dishwasher correctly.” It’s incredibly rare, very few people have it.
Wrecker:What abt unloading it.
Crosshair:Unloading doesn’t require you to think about jet angles or the unique shittyness of any given dishwasher, and can be delegated to any household member with a brain.
qui-gon:time to test your reflexes!
anakin:[dodges the little hammer to the knee]
qui-gon, under his breath: holy shit.
Starwars women after meeting an emotionally stunted edgy man with mommy issues:
Han: So I’m in love with Leia.
Luke: My sister?
Han: Yeah. Thoughts?
Luke, knowing exactly what kind of a person Leia is: And prayers.
Anakin: I have a crush.
Obi-Wan: It’s always a crush, never a therapist.
Windu: ‘Anakin is cute’ ‘Anakin is an amazing Jedi’ blah blah
Windu: Anakin is a whore and that’s it.
Windu: Going out tonight, who’s in?
Padmé: Sorry, I’m, uh… I don’t know, washing my hair.
Obi-Wan: Running the water.
Ahsoka: Holding the towel.
Anakin: And I’ll be home trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair-washing party *voice wavers*
Kanan: I wouldn’t hesitate to die for you, Hera.
Hera: I wouldn’t hesitate to die for you, too.
Ezra: Can’t you guys just say “I love you” like normal people
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Seriously. If the Empire could just stop making death stars and blowing up planets and threatening innocent people and whatnot, being nice would be great, actually.
This is an Incorrect Quote. I’m not sure of the original source, but it seemed like a very Luke Skywalker sentiment.
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vader dragging obi-wan into the fire:who’sgot the high ground now, motherfucker?
