#barclay

Aubrey: Oh shit, I’ve got it Barclay! Here’s what we do-

Barclay: Federal pool inspectors.

Aubrey: No…

Barclay: Oh sorry, it was stupid.

Aubrey: Hey, hey, no idea is bad. It just wasn’t good.

Barclay: Sylvain is not just a place, it’s a- it’s a being. It’s not just the crystal coming out of the ground out there, it’s the planet itself. It’s the life force of the planet, I guess you could call it. So I guess the springs, you know, the water kind of comes up deep from the Earth, it’s got a little bit of that Earth-force in it too. The Sylvans, they need to be sustained by the planet itself. And so whether thats their planet or ours, it seems like it gets the job done. So you want to know where the magic comes from, it’s from, you know, the planet.

Barclay: Ned, are you gonna be able to sort of, I guess, lie when he sees this thing?

Ned: I actually have an idea.

Aubrey: Don’t kill him.

Ned: Alright, I have another idea.

Barclay: There’s no such thing as a bad idea, just bad people.

Aubrey: I don’t think that- Barclay, I don’t think that’s the saying.

Barclay: I’m still figuring out the idioms.

Barclay: Maybe don’t let Agent Stern see you wearing t-shirts that say, “Hey, I just visited another world full of monsters and magic.” Maybe take those off before he wakes up?

Griffin:Barclay picks up a bucket and like, throws it at the water, and it just gets sucked up into the sphere, and he just shrugs like “I don’t know, I threw a bucket, what do you do?”

Duck:[to Beacon] Hey, hold on tight, partner.

Justin:And I chuck him at the yellow light.

Barclay: [sarcastically] And again, just one more time Ned, thank you for posting that very cool video on the internet. I sure do appreciate all the cool stuff that’s happened because of that, of me fighting the bobcat. It was a really, really, really cool thing to have happened.

Ned:Well, that was the time I saved your damn life, right? When I pulled up and knocked the monster off of you and let you have a ride back to the lodge? Remember that part of it, Barclay?

Barclay:… Okay, square-square.

Barclay:It is of the utmost importance that no one else gets clued in, ok?

Ned: My friend, Discretion is my middle name.

Barclay:I thought your middle name was Fuckin’?

tfw being bigfoot in 1998 and pointing a gun at your smooth and athletic 11 yr old creator is a bad story to tell to your FBI boyfriend

barclay design inspired by berry-muffin