#agent stern
Barclay: Maybe don’t let Agent Stern see you wearing t-shirts that say, “Hey, I just visited another world full of monsters and magic.” Maybe take those off before he wakes up?
Agent Stern: I’m looking for Ned Chicane, proprietor of the Cryptonomica? I was told by his associate Kirby that I could find him here.
Ned:What do you need jolly old Ned for?
Agent Stern: Mr. Chicane, my name is Agent Stern, FBI. At your earliest convenience, sir, I would just love to see your Bigfoot video.
Hi, everyone! I recently cosplayed Agent Joseph Stern from TAZ Amnesty just as a costest until I get my better wig in! I was so happy because I waited a year to slowly pull together enough pieces to do this and gain confidence in my makeup skills where I wouldn’t feel like I looked too femme or too close to my previous male characters! I’m non-binary agender so it feels good and validating when I can play and vibe in multiple genders and then go back to being my regular goblin self. That being said I had 3 minor panic attacks while getting ready which felt silly considering this was just supposed to be a test, but I often struggle with being good enough I’m now feeling much better and more confident and looking forward to doing photoshoots like I’ve done for Duck and Aubrey!
People in the fandom that inspired me (whether with their kind words or their amazing writing) to live my best life and/or cosplay this amazing character that I just adore: @thiswasinevitableid@bellafarallones@pantstacular@ghxsttype@mike-does-weird-things@ohducknewton@jupiterjunebug SERIOUSLY THANK YOU FOR GREATLY IMPROVING MY LIFE WITH YOUR AMAZING CONTENT AND HELPING ME GET THROUGH AND HEAL FROM SOME DARK TIMES
I hand painted both my “Bigfoot is my Boyfriend” tshirt (based on the fic “sleek and gleaming pelt” by @bellafarallones) and made the trans flag Bigfoot tie pin (based on emoji art by @mike-does-weird-things) as one of my favorite headcanons is trans Agent Stern ️⚧️️
tfw being bigfoot in 1998 and pointing a gun at your smooth and athletic 11 yr old creator is a bad story to tell to your FBI boyfriend
barclay design inspired by berry-muffin
he was bigfoot…he was an fbi agent…could I make it any more clear?
So guess who listened to the new TAZ Amnesty
EPISODE 33 SPOILERS
Sometimes I’m unsure of sternclay but then I remember that Stern was initially not up for helping the pine guard even though they were repeatedly telling him that the world was in serious danger and they had a harsh time limit and then he found out Barclay was bigfoot and immediately betrayed the government for him. Like this dude is a federal agent, he works for the goddamn FBI and as soon as he found out his friend was bigfoot he just immediately went