top 15 batfam costumes (ranked) part 3 (of 3)

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#5

- FINGERSTRIPES

- OMG THIS MAN IS ATTRACTIVE

- despite how simplistic this costume was it’s just so nice to look at

- or maybe that’s just his ass-

135/10

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#4

- i’ve really never been a fan of helena but i have to admit she’s got a damn good sense of style

- even without seeing the colors properly i just know it looks badass

- it’s just so sleek and modern

- the tiny crossbow is cool tho

137/10

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#3

- FINALLY

- it’s just perfection

- there is NOTHING about this suit i don’t like

- besides the fact that it is aggressively attractive

236/10

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#2

- if you’ve ever talked to me for 2 seconds you know of my unequivocal love for red nightwing

- it is the single best decision dick has made

- yes i know he started wearing it cause his brother died

- i would kill the little bastard myself if it meant we got red nightwing again

63846/10

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#1

- and of course in first is my one true love

- i would scoop my own organs out with a spoon to have him wear this again

- the unternet was sexy asf istg

- i cannot stress how much i love this bitch ass costume

69420/10

top 15 batfam costumes (ranked) part 2 (of 3)

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#10

- yellow power ranger lookin motherfucker

- i like it tho

- so much sleeker than the original costume

- we do however need to talk about those fake yeezy ass shoes he has on

49/10

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#9

- there will never come a day that she isnt in the top 10 of literally every list

- oh ur an orphan? call me daddy

- please disregard that last statement i was in a silly goofy mood

- assassin chic

56/10

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#8

- we all know i hated ric…but-

- hear me out if ric was the price we had to pay to see dick as a talon i will pay it again many times.

- i would absolutely sell my soul to let this man stab me

- not in a weird way tho

69/10

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#7

- unpopular opinion this man is HOT

- like stick my hand on a grill after making hotdogs and then have to squirt mustard on the burn kind of hot

- red and gold just go so well together

- just like me and 2nd degree burns

72/10

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#6

- this costume will always be one of my favorites

- it’s just a classic

- a reminder of simpler times when his friends/family was alive

- fun fact the comic this photo is from was the first dc comic i ever read

74/10

top 15 batfam costumes (ranked) part 1 (of 3)

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#15

- kicking this off with everyone’s favorite emo fa-

- my lawyer informed me that i’m no longer allowed to call things emo

- in all seriousness (haha no) i really love the gothic vibe

- it just all goes together wonderfully

12/10

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#14

- his super sons costume was just ‍

- the glove spikes are inconic

- and the laced boots too

- he’s a homo in training

14/10

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#13

- i’ve never loved stephanie’s costumes..

- but this one just hits different

- it’s just so sleek

- very modern

33/10

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#12

- i don’t usually like bruce’s costumes

- because they are so bulky…

- but this one is sleek

- dare i say…sexy?? i do not dare.

36/10

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#11

- the best batgirl costume out there

- the gold accents are soooooo much better than purple

- the plot was shit but this costume carried

- all around a wonderful suit

45/10

rating the batfam’s costumes pt 10: bruce

(final part!!)

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- what the actual fuck

- did he put like wire in the cape?!?!

- i mean go off but still

- the ears on the side of the mask

3/10

- george of the jungle but his parents were murdered in front of him in an alley after watching a movie and-

- nake.

- don’t worry abt robin he’s fine

- it’s just one of selina’s bigger cats.

7/10

- bruce after tim comes out:

- an ally

- or maybe a homo

- we haven’t decided. either way a very gay..sorry great costume!

3139/10 (hint: elements)

- oh.

- ok.

- oddly attractive but whatever.

- dislike the red.

4/10

- what is the striped fuck is that.

- i guess we all had a zebra print phase ig

- is he white with black stripes?

- i need answers.

1/10

- we went from material girl to emo girl real quick.

- edgy. i like it.

- he shops at hot topic and listens to mcr

- he DEFINITELY uses eyeshadow as a mask

45/10

- holy arm muscles batman.

- i’m not allowed to show my arms because they scare kids.

- i ring up as pears by the way

- anyways love the costume.

69/10

- and of course i have a love hate relationship with this one.

- it screams daddy issues but he doesn’t have a dad to have issues with

- the outline in the bat is just ‍

- he’s rlly just lip biting at me

8/10

rating the batfam’s costumes pt. 8: duke

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- he’s just a baby!

- hi baby!

- legitimately tho this may be the cutest child i’ve ever laid eyes on.

- and i hate children so this is saying a lot.

12/10

- it’s the ladle for me.

- why do i feel like that’s the underpart of an actual robin tunic that he somehow stole.

- it just looks really familiar and i don’t know why.

- pls stop doing illegal things buddy it doesn’t fit you.

7/10

- i think they had good intentions…it’s just clunky..

- he just looks like a transformer to me idk.

- fuckin bumblebee lookin ass.

- from the chest down it’s a work of fucking art.

5/10

- oh you sexy bastard.

- this one right here officer he’s the one that stole my heart.

- legitimately tho it is BEAUTIFUL

- duke in his emo arc lmaooooo

87/10

- i had to include the webtoon at least once.

- i’m not sorry.

- what happened with that girl duke??

- we haven’t gotten any updates…

15/10 go read the webtoon

- it gives arkham tim vibes

- and i hate arkham tim

- don’t go down this path duke

- it’s one that leads to your dating your brother’s girlfriend

6/10

- MUCH BETTER

- they made the helmet sleeker that’s all i wanted

- it’s just gorgeous

- going into top ten of the whole batfam

(spoiler alert?)

237/10

- this was right before his emo arc </3

- #brocken

- can i have a skull pls?

- i feel like it would be a good conversation starter…

17/10

rating the batfam’s costume pt.7: damian

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- the most innocent baby

- lil bat

- what went wrong?

- oh yeah his fucking mother

15/10

- super excited for this solo run

- he looks dope asf

- definitely fits his angsty teen era

- it’s because his best friend left him, aged into an adult, came out as gay, became superman and STILL doesn’t hang out with him :(

10/10

- fucking cocksucker

- worse than ric

- legitimately why did they do this?

- who CHOOSES to go by ian?

-78/10

- dope costume hope he lives lol

- damn that didn’t age well…

- like him.

- i’m sorry this is how i cope.

7/10

- honestly probably my favorite on his list

- it’s just so robin but it’s also damian

- like it fits both molds perfectly

- love it

50/10

- i use the term little bastard affectionately

- it’s a shame a rock killed his older brother

- at the very least please make sure he’s looking at you?

- like we learned this is gym class buddy

8/10

- i use the term little bastard offensively

- wtf man he offered you life advice so you try to kill him?

- literally 3 panels later tim goes splat

- the poor dude just wanted to welcome you to the family

3/10

- i do like it

- but it’s not very robinlike

- just remove the r and it’s perfect

- wonderful costume tho

13/10

- this is what i imagine when people say “damian batman”

- little dude with his dog

- collects animals like his dad does children

- next thing we know robin is an actual robin

389484/10

rating the batfam’s costumes pt.6: tim

(this will be fun)

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- it’s HIDEOUS

- IT MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT AND SHIT MYSELF AT THE SAME TIME

- they saw arkham tim and were like

- why’s he so THICCCCC (with 5 c’s)

0/10(do NOT recommend)

- it’s very good considering what came after it

- why the cape spiky tho

- the green accents on the legs>>>

- i rlly do love when the costumes have short sleeves

9/10

- he’s gay your honor

-no rlly he is a raging homo

- you can’t tell me ANYTHING about that run was straight

- ok yes he banged like 3 girls but that was because satan is homophobic

8/10 (bonus points for ️‍)

- dr mid-nite?

- the only problem with this is it ages him 30 years

- my favorite comic run ever pls go read

- this is his version of the depression hoodie

12/10

- why hello ms caroline hill

- i can’t get over the fact that tim cosplayed a med student

- like man you are already depressed plsss

- he is so fine tho

10/10

- THIS

- the single best thing he’s EVER worn

- everyone say thank you marcus to

- the unternet made ever so damn fine istg

6969420/10

- ah yes his “my best fried died so i’m angsty” phase

- what did the green ever do to you?

- did green kill kon?

- well not technically…

6/10

- JDORJEOWJFICU

- mIsTeR sARcAsTiC

- tim gets fomo and becomes gay captain cold

- NOT HIM ACTING LIKE A CHAD NDJDKFKRKEJ

69/10

- STOP

- NO

- dRaKE SHUT THE FUCK UP

- HE TOOK A SHIT ON HIS COSTUME AND SAID

-367374738828/10

rating the batfam’s costumes pt.5: cass

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- damn that cape has ✨v o l u m e✨

- i hate the cape

- that’s literally it

-the rest is wonderful

6/10

- she took notes from her best buddy clayface

- she went full anime antagonist with that hairstyle

- i genuinely hate when the utility belts aren’t around their waist idk why

- so it ruins the whole thing for me

3/10

- i don’t know whether to love or hate it

- i just feel like certain things are out of place?

- i like the general vibe tho

- the front vent thing has to go tho

5/10

- i see absolutely nothing wrong with this one

- there’s nothing exemplary either

- but it’s just a happy medium

- personally i believe that capes don’t fit cass tho

8/10

- diy dress mask

- honestly i love that her first idea was to RIP UP HER DRESS

- how’d she get the eyeholes so perfect?

- like she literally made this in 15 seconds no joke

9/10

- I LOVE

- one of the many gems red robin gifted us

- it’s just wonderful

- it fits her PERFECTLY

17/10

- i’M In lOvE wITh aN EmO gIrL-

- ksndnekfnrowjhfifneod

- it’s rlly good actually

- i just can’t take the turtleneck seriously

10/10

- my favorite on this list

- so proportional

- this is what true art looks like

- she is saying so much with just a pose

291/10

- this is the best thing since ice cream sandwiches

- she is beauty she is grace and she will kick you in the face

- genuinely my favorite costume out of all the bats

- this costume could murder me and it would still do no wrong

56/10

rating the batfam’s costumes part 4: stephanie(pls note that i am colourblind and despise the color purple)

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- the og

- it’s a bit dark in this photo but it’s the original i swear

- i have nothing bad to say really

- i do wonder about the thigh strap tho?? what’s it’s purpose??

8/10

- BDKDNFKFNKDJD

- IM SORRY

- i had to include this

- gives confused entity vibes

13/10

- why it red?

- honestly i don’t mind it but it doesn’t suit her AT ALL

- turned that eggplant into a tomato real quick

- bonus points for the eyebrows NDJBDDKNDKS

17/10

- justice for steph robin

- i remember being so pissed that she took tim’s spot

- i no longer hold these grudges

- an absolute queen

10/10

- YES

- EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS JUST AMAZING

- if there was a single woman who could make me a hetero it would be this version of steph

- seriously though whoever designed this hit me up i want to marry you immediately

3847/10

- …no

- it just doesn’t feel like steph at all

- kinda makes me cringe

- it’s a great costume it just doesn’t suit her

3/10

- best for last

- i’m really not sure what comic this was

- it was just chilling in my camera roll

- a fashion icon

20/10