[IMAGE ID: digital art of the batfamily in front of a white background. Dick, Tim, Jason, Bruce, Damian, and Steph are present, with Duke front and center. They are all absolutely covered in paint and colored glitter, the colors all matching their superhero identities, and Duke looks down at himself with a grimace on his paint-streaked face. END ID.]
- sometimes Tim won’t leave Bruce alone. Like he’ll just barge into wherever he is. Interrupt whatever he’s doing. Bruce loves spending quality time with his son. But said quality times needs to be a scheduled appointment. I do that to my mom so I’m sure one of them does that to Bruce.
- Dick and Jay wrestling and Bruce hitting them with a newspaper
- y’all know the circle game from like fucking 2003. I feel like that would go horribly wrong in the Wayne household
- Bruce recognizes that if Jason is EVER giggling, he needs to leave the premise immediately for his own safety.
- The looks that Steph and Barbra give eachother when they have to witness the boys do literally anything
- Bruce snores like a dad when he sleeps in his arm chair
- Duke has been kidnapped by his brothers. Like they thought it would be funny to kidnap him. They all got their asses kicked and Duke went crying to Alfred. Alfred was not pleased.
- Jason finds the ugliest ties and he always gives the to Bruce. Bruce treasures them
- whenever one of the kids calls Bruce “dad” he literally can not say no. That’s how Jason got his credit card information and Damian got the keys to the Porsche
- once a year Jason gets an angry phone call from Bruce demanding he return the Batmobile tires.
- Cass absolutely knows how to cry on command. And she uses it to her advantage. (Extra ice cream)
- Jason, Tim and Duke are banned from every 7/11 in the country
after thorough research and analysis i’ve concluded that dick grayson stans have oldest daughter syndrome, barbara gordon stans were either school valedictorian or valedictorian material, jason todd stans have gifted kid burnout, tim drake stans need to take a goddamn break, stephanie brown stans are the chillest people you’ll ever meet, cassandra cain stans are not cishet, damian wayne stans have insecurity issues, and duke thomas stans are their friend group’s designated Parent Friend. bruce wayne stans need therapy urgently.
I prefer Steph & Cass using the Batgirl title over them using Spoiler & Orphan/Black Bat because when Steph & Cass are called Batgirl they’re actually given solos & ongoings where they are main characters
To anyone who says that Steph & Cass should stay Spoiler & Orphan over being called Batgirl because those are their ‘original’ ‘unique’ identities that they ‘created for themselves’ I ask of you have they ever gotten a solo or ongoing under the names Spoiler & Orphan?
Unless you can show me a Spoiler or Orphan solo that I’ve somehow missed its Batgirl or bust for me
I will honestly never understand people who prefer Steph & Cass as Spoiler & Orphan over calling them Batgirl because the Batgirl title represents hope & change & second chances & redemption to Steph & Cass while the Spoiler & Orphan mantles are firmly tide to their abusive fathers
