helloooo tumblr, I’ve returned to give random doodles from rodrick rules …….

“im not gay, greg!!”

I need to fuck him

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Rodrick Heffley x reader

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N/A:I promised I wouldn’t, but I really couldn’t help but write about this man. He’s just gorgeous and again I feel like I’m just falling in love with the chaotic, sensual type who might-not-be-straight.

If you want to request something, take advantage of the fact that Rodrick’s fever is in my body

“Don’t move!” you half yelled at the boy in front of you, getting a growl in response. Your hand settled on his head and your fingers tangled in his unruly strands of hair, pulling hardback.

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Rodrick Heffley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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Me: I’m not biased towards characters

My favourite characters:

Ladies and gents, I have finally returned to recommend some fanfictions for you. I know, it’s been so long. You definitely missed my opinion on fanfictions that aren’t mine that I think you should read. Fear not! For I have returned.

Also, fair warning, since it has been so long this is gonna be a hella long list of recommended fics.

If you want more fic recommendations, here’s the first four parts for you: part one   part two   part three  part four

Note: any stories marked * are smutty

get comfy ~ chris evans* by @angrythingstarlight 

together ~ bucky barnes by @scarlvtbitch

something special ~ bucky barnes by @demonsandmischief

i hate you ~ bucky barnes by @youlightmeupfinn

what a peach ~ bucky barnes* by @angrythingstarlight

mama i’m in love with a hitman ~ barry berkman by @xgryffinwhore

on stage off stage ~ bo burnham by @fandom-fics-imagine

imagine damon salvatore kissing you by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord

night lessons ~ walter marshall* by @littlefreya

midnight declaration ~ taron egerton by @egertonfanfiction

early morning ~ taron egerton by @taronegertonthewelshboi

manic pixie pizza girl ~ rodrick heffley by @rodr1cks

the graduation party ~ bucky barnes* by @becca-e-barnes

lovely ~ corpse husband by @withcolebrock

final girl (part one) ~ billy loomis by @looooooooomis

derry ~ eddie kaspbrak by @good-doctor-imagine

falling slowly ~ bucky barnes by @peterbarnes

shoulders and hands ~ corpse husband by @allywritesforfun

mirrors edge ~ marc spector/steven grant* by @astroboots

yellow ~ johnny depp by @yup-thats-me

good mornings ~ johnny depp by @burning-the-write-oil

tied and untamed ~ johnny depp* by @deppsessed

studio moments ~ jack harlow by @hotsforharlow

the baby assignement ~ peter parker (holland) by @vendettaparker

beautiful ~ ashton irwinby@absolutewhore101

for people regressing back into their year eight fandom phases <3

dr spencer reid 

riding in the back of dean’s ‘87 chevy impala whilst the winchester’srelentlessly bicker about which town you should visit for the next case 

anothersupernatural playlist for all my lucifer-lovers out there 

sydney novak is my name and killing men is my game

sometimes all you need in life is to be a young teenage boy in queens swinging atop the skycrapers whilst wearing your spider-manuniform 

sargeant bucky barnes is everything you need in a comfort character. he’s moody, painfully pretty, and has a reasonable number of homicidal tendencies 

just want to be alice cullen’s personal brand of heroin

what’s the point in being the main character when you can be the moody (but sexy) older brother instead? (rodrick heffley kinnie playlist) 

motherfuckers watch slc punk one time and let it redefine who they are

do you find the mother-daughter dynamic in greta gerwig’s 2017 film ‘lady bird’ relatable or are you doing okay mentally? 

despite knowing how the story of dorian gray ends, i stillwant nothing more than to sell my soul to the devil in return for eternal youth and beauty 

chilling adventures of sabrina 

i know it isn’t wise to romanticise james and alyssa’s relationship but come on, which girl DOESN’T want someone to be the clyde to her bonnie 

would 100% lay my life on the line for every member of the umbrella academy except for luther. luther can rot. 

who wants to binge-watch buzzfeed unsolved videos then break into the abandoned high school and possibly get arrested for trespassing 

why do i have to relate to every scene in perks of being a wallflower EXCEPT for the tunnel scene. don’t i deserve more, god? 

marauders era: monthly visits to the shrieking shack to get drunk off of wolfsbane and wake up the next morning with unexplainable scratches all over

welcome to the summer of ‘85, i hope your walkie talkie has spare batteries and you have a strong stomach because things could not be strangerhere 

wes anderson’s guide to coping with the very troubled child 

you’re lying to yourself if you haven’t, at least once in your life, wanted nothing but to be a character from skins generation one 

you might not WANT to be a character from skins generation two but you’ll probably find someone to relate to too much (mine’s cook) 

the absolute euphoriathat i got from watching sydney sweeney in this show is astronomical. unmeasurable even. 

she was last seen in a diner outside peoria, illinois and headed west (hot summer nights starring timothy chlamydia boy) 

no movie or television show will ever make me feel the way love, rosiedoes

maeve wiley from sex education owns my mind, body, and soul 

stephen king may be problematic but god that man knows how to write queer characters that i can latch onto 

Me in tha loded diper shirt wooaoaoaoahh